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Quote: Griff @ October 28 2009, 10:52 PM BST

Anyway on a more positive note - have you got a link to any of your music online? I'd like to hear some.

I don't, it's all on my hard drive at the minute being prepared for 'the big push', but thanks a lot for the interest Griff. As soon as it's online I'll be more than happy to send you some links though.:)
Based on your past posts however, I'm not sure it'll be your bag - it's all electronic, synthy stuff. But yeah, sure. Thank you.

People forget that all this downloading is playing into the hands of people like Murdoch. Who will eventually make you pay for everything on peril of being banned off the interweb for ever.

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 28 2009, 10:54 PM BST

Ahh my childhood... :D

Ha :D! And don't pretend you didn't have the fuzzy VHS or Betamax pornos!

Moi?! Whistling nnocently

Betamax.

Quote: Griff @ October 28 2009, 10:58 PM BST

That's another damn thing. Bloody synthesiser players putting traditional instrument manufacturers out of work...

*chokes on Werther's Original*

Hehe, I hear this a lot! :D (not choking!)

You can't beat an organic instrument though, no matter how good the physical modelling of the synth.

Quote: Griff @ October 28 2009, 11:00 PM BST

You know I really can't decide whether that would be the worst or the best possible thing that could happen to me.

I think it's now bleeding obvious that the whole internet experiment has been a dreadful mistake. If it were possible to turn the thing off for good, I probably would.

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 28 2009, 11:02 PM BST

I think it's now bleeding obvious that the whole internet experiment has been a dreadful mistake. If it were possible to turn the thing off for good, I probably would.

:O

But...but...the porrrrrrrn!! :(

I'm all digital now, with a little VHS for old times sake. :D

Quote: Moonstone @ October 28 2009, 11:05 PM BST

But...but...the porrrrrrrn!! :(

I've watched all the porn on the internet. Nothing excites me now. They need to come up with a new hole or something.

:D

Quote: Griff @ October 28 2009, 11:07 PM BST

You'll have to borrow Nil's Betamax.

:D He probably wore it down though.

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 28 2009, 11:08 PM BST

I've watched all the porn on the internet. Nothing excites me now. They need to come up with a new hole or something.

This is actually true, though you'd never've thunk it.
Even the Japanese fart porn loses it's lustre.

Quote: Griff @ October 28 2009, 11:10 PM BST

They should have that as a Blue Peter competition.

The total counter being a huge penis?

>Insert joke about male Blue Peter presenter here<

Quote: Moonstone @ October 28 2009, 11:13 PM BST

:D He probably wore it down though.

The machine died but the porn lives on! :D

Might as well make a few quid out of it, the Producers daughter's gonna win anyway.

"Huq me!"

Quote: Griff @ October 28 2009, 11:15 PM BST

What total counter? The "New Hole for Tim Contest" is a fund-raiser now?

"And now over to Konnie Huq who's going to model our new armpit orifice"

I'm all in favour of a new orifice to be located somewhere towards the small of the back. Or possibly twin orifices in each of the fleshy part of the thighs.

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