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I read the news today oh boy! Page 408

Sunday Sun first edition before the end of 2012.

Stone. Cold. Certainty.

You can boycott their last issue!

(And then The Sun forevermore.)

That's a bit of a surprise.

Tweet: If closure is sincere, Murdoch simply values keeping Brooks and grabbing BSkyB more than mere newspaper, its readers, and its journalists.

Quote: zooo @ July 7 2011, 5:07 PM BST

You can boycott their last issue!

Though all the money is going to charity!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 7 2011, 5:09 PM BST

Though all the money is going to charity!

Those fiends!
Ruining peoples' boycotting plans...

Quote: TopBanana @ July 7 2011, 5:06 PM BST

Sunday Sun first edition before the end of 2012.

Stone. Cold. Certainty.

More than likely.

Closure or no closure.....many people are still in big shite. Brooks will be in D-Wing soon enough.

Sorry if I'm a little slow on this but Hugh Grant?! Super Hero?! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14052690

Daily Mail next

I hope not. They've got a great weekend TV booklet.

Quote: sootyj @ July 7 2011, 6:32 PM BST

Daily Mail next

*Please*

Quote: Leevil @ July 7 2011, 6:05 PM BST

Sorry if I'm a little slow on this but Hugh Grant?! Super Hero?! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14052690

Hugh Grant is on Question Time tonight.

(That may be what your link was detailing.....)

Quote: chipolata @ July 7 2011, 6:42 PM BST

I hope not. They've got a great weekend TV booklet.

which you buy so you can touch yourslf whilst looking at the adverts for support stockings

Quote: Leevil @ July 6 2011, 1:39 PM BST

Under what conditions is it suitable to allow a student to stay in a teachers house? All I can think of is a relative or friends of the teachers child. It's all a bit weird!

Maybe it was sex education course work.

From a Mirror article today . .

BRITAIN'S Davis Cup record is so bad that LTA officials couldn't put together a highlights reel.

They had just enough for a ­highlights slide.

The Davis Cup quarter-finals take place this weekend, but for GB all that awaits is a tie with ­Luxembourg in the Euro/Africa Zone Group II.

That's ­embarrassing, but a spokesman for the ­Luxembourg Tennis ­Association vowed things would improve.

Britain is ranked 43rd in the world, lower than Uzbekistan, New Zealand or the Philippines.

If it wasn't for Andy Murray, we'd be in the same group as Vatican City and the Chinatown section of Malta. The Luxembourg tie comes as GB coaches step up their search for someone Jamie Murray can beat.

It takes place in Scotland, which in a survey this week was voted happiest place in Britain to live.

More than half the nation would not consider moving to another country, at least not until they're released.

Since his semi-final flop, Andy Murray has been told by some experts that he needs to be more aggressive, by others that he needs to improve his serve, and by David Lloyd that he needs a shave. Lloyd is a former Davis Cup captain, which probably explains why we're playing Luxembourg.

Lloyd is very strict when it comes to appearance. I was refused permission to play at one of his tennis centres because I "was wearing the wrong kind of footwear". That's nonsense, if I want to wear skis, I will.

Given that nobody can beat Novak Djokovic right now and Serbia are the current holders, I can't think of a reason not to back them at 5-2 to defend their crown.

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