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I read the news today oh boy! Page 388

Quote: DaButt @ June 9 2011, 2:49 AM BST

It's much better than the cupcake switcharoo, Nobody will worry about accidentally mixing up a batch of cupcakes but it's good to make potential bomb makers nervous that their next wire may be their last.

DaButt they all get council flats in the UK.

Do you honestly think we want a building of 2,000 petty criminals, claiming thousands in benefits each year and breeding like rats exploding each week?

That would be awful!

Quote: chipolata @ June 8 2011, 5:53 PM BST

Human Centipede 2 banned!

http://www.metro.co.uk/film/865474-the-human-centipede-2-full-sequence-refused-18-certificate

(Although it does sound like he's pretty much wallowing in pretty unpleasant depravity)

I saw a bit of that and a bit of Saw 6, these films are just numbingly boring.

The trailer was about as exciting as a photograph of a microwave dinner.

Ironically, obesity kills far more people than bombs do, so giving terrorists cupcake recipes might actually do more harm than good.

Quote: DaButt @ June 9 2011, 2:49 AM BST

It's much better than the cupcake switcharoo, Nobody will worry about accidentally mixing up a batch of cupcakes but it's good to make potential bomb makers nervous that their next wire may be their last.

It was actually a British fairy cake recipe, but the Yanks changed it to cupcakes to get all the glory...

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 8 2011, 12:58 PM BST

Or a bit further down . .

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a278373/mi6-trialled-semen-as-invisible-ink.html

Must try th se if

"puff puff pant pant"

I n't

"phew"

And the head of the Service was????????

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-13726085

Who would have imagined that men weren't entirely honest?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798

And I wonder why I moved away from Leicester...

Harsh words for NATO and certain European nations from the outgoing U.S. Secretary of Defence:

http://www.cnn.com/2011/POLITICS/06/10/gates.nato/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

Defence

Stupid UK spelling correction. Angry

I was reading yesterdays Metro today - some FUCKWIT woman bought her 7 year old daughter a boob job.

Prisons too good....

EXTERMINATE!

Quote: DaButt @ June 10 2011, 4:30 PM BST

Stupid UK spelling

We invented it !

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 11 2011, 12:19 AM BST

We invented it !

Well said old chap. :)

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 11 2011, 12:19 AM BST

We invented it !

We improved it!

Quote: DaButt @ June 11 2011, 11:18 AM BST

We improved it!

When on earth do you sleep DB? It must be ridiculous o'clock over there.

Genocide

Quote: DaButt @ June 11 2011, 11:18 AM BST

We improved it!

fair does

Quote: KLRiley @ June 11 2011, 11:19 AM BST

When on earth do you sleep DB? It must be ridiculous o'clock over there.

It's 5:25 and I just woke up to get a drink of water. I'll hit the sack again after perusing my e-mail and the morning's news.

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