I read the news today oh boy! Page 381

Quote: zooo @ May 28 2011, 2:29 PM BST

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/teenage-diving-champ-daleys-father-dies-cancer-120356962.html

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Daley seems like such a nice lad and very close to his Dad. I hope that he will be able to cope with this.

Yeah, he does come across as quite mature though.
He won't even get to see him in the Olympics.
(Although I'm sure to them that's not the biggest tragedy of the situation!)

Y'a gotta love the last line !

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2011/05/28/eyesore-walsall-home-hit-by-arson/

The Dutch government on Friday said it would start banning tourists from buying cannabis from "coffee shops" and impose restrictions on Dutch customers by the end of the year.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110527/wl_nm/us_dutch_cannabis

Well all you stoners brought on yourself. Go and see the tulip market, or the Reichs museum or a lovely Brown pub once in a while.
Noy just getting stoned and being a f**king nuisance.

Holland is a highly modern, civilised nation and long tred of being Europe's flesh pot.

*Sootyj has a dutch passport...*

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 28 2011, 11:47 PM BST

Y'a gotta love the last line !

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2011/05/28/eyesore-walsall-home-hit-by-arson/

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The date a policewoman ad? Oy! Soots. Hope for you yet.

Nah he accidentally used a rude euphemism

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8543309/Cucumber-E.Coli-outbreak-kills-five-in-Germany-and-leaves-three-ill-in-UK.html

F**k you organic food, you'll kill us all!

So another Serbian is to be done for war crimes. Has anyone from the other sides been brought to book?

Bangladesh woman cuts off 'attacker's' penis

.....a woman cut off a man's penis during an alleged attempt to rape her and took it to a police station as evidence.

....But Mr Mazi denied the allegations."We were having an affair and recently she suggested that both of us can go and settle down in Dhaka,"/.../"I refused/..../she took revenge on me."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-13594762

If she's telling the truth - oh well never mind eh.

If he's telling the truth - what a scary crazy mo fo she is.

I'd imagine it's very difficult to cut a penis off during a rape. She's a mental.

What happened to your usual 'no judgement', 'innocent until proven guilty' schtick?

You SEXISTIST!!

Quote: zooo @ May 30 2011, 11:27 PM BST

What happened to your usual 'no judgement', 'innocent until proven guilty' schtick? You SEXISTIST!!

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I work the probabilities, zooo.

I wonder if Ken Clarke thinks that some cases of slicing off a mans penis are less serious.

Lets post this on 'rape' thread...