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I read the news today oh boy! Page 371

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2011, 4:50 PM BST

From the same paper.

http://www.expressandstar.com/uk/uk-news/2011/05/13/british-woman-beheaded-on-island/

She was beheaded in a supermarket!

Quote: Griff @ May 13 2011, 4:52 PM BST

Costcutter?

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2011, 4:53 PM BST

Dear me. Heads should roll for that joke, Griff.

This horrific incident took place at 9am this morning... Too soon, guys? Errr

Aldi days

http://www.genesisexpo.co.uk/displays.html

I am going to Portsmouth next week, shall I see this it's got a freaking huge dinosaur!

They should lock that guy up with this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84blhy856s4&feature=related

Quote: sootyj @ May 13 2011, 9:02 PM BST

http://www.genesisexpo.co.uk/displays.html

I am going to Portsmouth next week, shall I see this it's got a freaking huge dinosaur!

Cool, is that Barnie? If he can't teach you maths no-one can.

He's fundamentalist Christian Barny

I like you You judge me
Lets throw Hitchens in the sea!

Quote: Tim Walker @ May 13 2011, 8:31 PM BST

This horrific incident took place at 9am this morning... Too soon, guys? Errr

In retrospect it was. And probably never that fit a subject for lame jokes.

Well done for HEADING off this topic.

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2011, 9:14 PM BST

In retrospect it was. And probably never that fit a subject for lame jokes.

That's very big of you, Chip. (I was rather waiting to be be accused by someone of being a hypocrite - probably not without some justification.) :)

:( I am off to Italy - earthquakes, vol f**kin' canos,and now beheadings in Supermercados? Shall I cancel? Errr

Quote: dellas @ May 14 2011, 3:17 AM BST

:( I am off to Italy - earthquakes, vol f**kin' canos,and now beheadings in Supermercados? Shall I cancel? Errr

I think you'll find that the earthquakes and beheading were Spain.

And 'mercado' is Spanish as well. Mercato in Italian.

So, full house really :D

The Silent Majority?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13398966

Writers of death-related topical one liners, feel free to fill your boots...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13401092

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13402619

Ozzy?

That could take the entertainment factor up a bit !

:P

Quote: DaButt @ May 8 2011, 6:16 PM BST

Trump is a self-promoting chump with no real intention of running for president.

As expected: http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/16/breaking-trump-not-running-for-president/

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