She's definitely meatier than she used to be.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 362
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 20 2011, 1:54 PM BSThttp://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s136/coach-trip/news/a315598/barrymore-falls-off-horse-on-coach-trip.html
Makes a change from falling off the wagon!!
This just writes itself.
Quote: youngian @ April 20 2011, 2:00 PM BST
This just writes itself.
Yes, it's got Twitter #win100 joke winner written all over it. As we have no retweet facility on the BCG, please can everybody go and ring up everyone they have ever known or met and relay to them this classic zinger? Thanks.
Ironic Barrymore did that Larry Sanders type show Bob Martin when he's become a real life Hank Kingsley; tries to step up and elicits some initial goodwill from the audience before falling flat on his face (metaphorically and literally in this case).
Lovely quote from David Haye on his July date with Klitschko !
"I'd fight him anywhere, so long as the location comes with a ring and a ref that can count to 10."
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 20 2011, 5:53 PM BSTLovely quote from David Haye on his July date with Klitschko !
"I'd fight him anywhere, so long as the location comes with a ring and a ref that can count to 10."
You're always talking about people I've never heard of, Oldrocker.
David Haye? Klitcschco? Neil Lennon? Who are they?
Are they all minor characters from the works of Tolstoy? Just a guess, I'm trying to be helpful here.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/apr/20/absolutely-fabulous-bbc-1-sitcom
For Christ's sake, no-one mention this to ToddB. 
Quote: chipolata @ April 20 2011, 6:46 PM BSTYou're always talking about people I've never heard of, Oldrocker.
David Haye? Klitcschco? Neil Lennon? Who are they?
Read the quote, have a stab at what he does for a living and get back to me.
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 20 2011, 1:54 PM BST*tries to summon the energy to stick head in gas oven*
We don't have that kind of romantic 'die like Sylvia Plath', gas anymore Timbo.
It's the stinky exploding 'take the neighbours with you' type.
In fact the modern equivalent suicide would be to stick your head in a halogen oven. You can end yourself, the unit will self clean itself after your demise, ready to be resold on ebay.
Would they mention that someones head had been baked in it though? Might sound a bit macabre...
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 20 2011, 5:53 PM BSTLovely quote from David Haye on his July date with Klitschko !
"I'd fight him anywhere, so long as the location comes with a ring and a ref that can count to 10."
Haye also said about the Klitschko fight something on the lines of, it'll nice to fight a man rather than a giant hairy monster who lives in a Siberian cave.
Isn't Klitschko quite clever and multi lingual?
Disgraceful!
If we can't trust our so-called "Prime" "Minister" to decide what to wear for a wedding, how can we trust him to defend us from the Scotch?
Haha!
A Tory toff wearing tails to a royal wedding? Pfft!
I'm writing to my local MP and demanding a vote of no confidence in the bugger!
He looks pretty hot in tails and slightly robotic
Like an animatronic sex butler machine