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I read the news today oh boy! Page 361

Hee. That is quite cute though.

Did you tell us that aaaages ago? Or has someone else on here named their baby that in the last few months?

Quote: zooo @ April 15 2011, 8:47 PM BST

Did you tell us that aaaages ago?

I probably did.

It does ring a bell.

Quote: DaButt @ April 15 2011, 8:42 PM BST

Phoenix.

Wonder what it will be by the time you get there ?

I see the King of Swaziland is getting a pasting for attending the Royal Wedding with an entourage of 50.

Come on people, he is the King after all!

He's taking the piss a bit with the plus one invitation.

:D

Nice one!

:( Cannot we all turn off on royal wedding day? just post 'BORED'??

Jerry Seinfeld has completely owned Kate and William by saying they are not special people and it is just a charade.

In-breds can fall in love, too, Jerry. Trust me.

Given that the royal family's family tree is a matter of record going back centuries, I wonder what the grounds are for calling them "in-bred". I assume there's a good reason, but what?

Ask Jerry Seinfeld.

Absolutely f*cking disgraceful !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13137835

>_<

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 20 2011, 12:48 AM BST

Absolutely f*cking disgraceful !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13137835

>_<

The Tories love all that sort of flummery anyway. What is worst are the likes of John Prescott who, like Captain Mainwaring, is all chippy about 'the toffs' but secretly can't wait to join their club.

On a differnt note, fans of Annie Hall will have spotted media luvvie Nigella Lawson protecting herself from Alpha rays to stop her growing old-

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1378326/Nigella-Lawson-hits-Bondi-beach-burkini.html

Quote: youngian @ April 20 2011, 1:45 PM BST

The Tories love all that sort of flummery anyway. What is worst are the likes of John Prescott who, like Captain Mainwaring, is all chippy about 'the toffs' but secretly can't wait to join their club.

On a differnt note, fans of Annie Hall will have spotted media luvvie Nigella Lawson protecting herself from Alpha rays to stop her growing old-

It might also have been to stop papers like the Mail obsessively printing pictures of her half-naked body and commenting on whether she's put on weight, etc.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s136/coach-trip/news/a315598/barrymore-falls-off-horse-on-coach-trip.html

Makes a change from falling off the wagon!!

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Laughing out loud

:(

*tries to summon the energy to stick head in gas oven*

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