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I read the news today oh boy! Page 335

They're real but they're aparently rubbish.

Just stupid, short lived and incapable.

Just right for a new Lib/Con mascot.

Quote: sootyj @ March 7 2011, 10:53 PM GMT

They're real but they're aparently rubbish.

Just stupid, short lived and incapable.

Just right for a new Lib/Con mascot.

Or to be a newbie on here (for f**ks sake someone, prove me wrong)

Quote: DaButt @ March 7 2011, 10:50 PM GMT

It's not a video.

Well presumably there are visuals of some sort!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=191cPadaxCk

Look at the inbred sack of feline crap

Quote: zooo @ March 7 2011, 10:57 PM GMT

Well presumably there are visuals of some sort!

There's a photo of a very-much-alive tiger and that's it. It's just a short news story.

*wonders who'd win in a fight between a gorilla and a bear*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVAP5qWnBek

But it would be the bear easily.

Bears are flipping lethal.

Quote: sootyj @ March 7 2011, 11:09 PM GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVAP5qWnBek But it would be the bear easily. Bears are flipping lethal.

Nah, an angry gorilla would rule. There's a reason why it wasn't Planet of the Bears.

Bears in the Mist.

Quote: chipolata @ March 7 2011, 11:12 PM GMT

Nah, an angry gorilla would rule. There's a reason why it wasn't Planet of the Bears.

Gorillas are a bunch of vege homos who can just about ruffle Attenborough's hair.

A bear would f**k you up.

Quote: DaButt @ March 7 2011, 10:25 PM GMT

Now we know who would win a fight between a tiger and a lion. :(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12669308

That. Is badass.

Having seen grizzlies in the wild, I would rather take my chances with a gorilla.

Quote: zooo @ March 7 2011, 11:16 PM GMT

Bears in the Mist.

One of Sigourney Beavers best films.

Quote: chipolata @ March 7 2011, 11:04 PM GMT

*wonders who'd win in a fight between a gorilla and a bear*

Whoever the winner is will feature in a Sootyj sketch being f**ked up the arse by zombies so it will be a hollow victory.

Quote: Will Cam @ March 7 2011, 11:30 PM GMT

Will features in a Sootyj sketch being f**ked up the arse by zombies so it will be a hollow victory.

My lawyers have been consulted, that was not a sketch it was a pecadillo you chose to record for your own sordid purposes

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