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Quote: Nogget @ February 16 2011, 4:31 AM GMT

A powerful internet worm repeatedly targeted five industrial facilities in Iran over 10 months, ongoing analysis by security researchers shows./.../
Russia's Nato ambassador recently said the virus "could lead to a new Chernobyl,"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12465688

Old news but it probably saved a lot of Iranian lives. For now, at least.

cheeky BBC stux was way to clever to create a chernobyl

unless you mean a chernobyl of embarassment

news flash

sootyj's birthday today

It rains in London!

How about these as a next project for Boris to go with the Barclays bikes.

http://gajitz.com/stackable-robot-cars-the-future-of-green-mass-transit/

Quote: billwill @ February 16 2011, 11:53 AM GMT

It rains in London!

How about these as a next project for Boris to go with the Barclays bikes.

http://gajitz.com/stackable-robot-cars-the-future-of-green-mass-transit/

"you're going to look ultra cool riding around in one."

I bet you'd actually get gangs of youths throwing bricks at you.

Awww, poor kids. Curry's a nice smell anyway! http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2011/feb/15/teacher-banned-air-freshener-asian

Quote: Lee Henman @ February 16 2011, 12:43 PM GMT

Awww, poor kids. Curry's a nice smell anyway! http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2011/feb/15/teacher-banned-air-freshener-asian

Lee Henman cheif perfumier of Revlon's Wigan Branch presenting his latest fragrance

"Ay oop lass!" with the scent of Tetleys, curry and whippets.

and now

"Ay oop lads" the scent for homos

Quote: Griff @ February 16 2011, 5:42 PM GMT

Antisocial networking: Teenager tries to hire a hitman via Facebook

Nasty nasty f**king shut. He should have got longer.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/news/story/00000469/david_walliams_comic_relief_panel_show/

I presume the idea is they won't drag Walliams off until the audience has pledged sufficient money? Cruel but cunning. :(

Most comedy panel shows outstay their welcome before 30mins.

Ancient Brits were cannibals, scientists say

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/17/ancient-brits-were-cannibals-scientists-say/

We still are mush!

Why do you think there are so few Belgian?

Quote: DaButt @ February 17 2011, 1:51 PM GMT

Ancient Brits were cannibals, scientists say

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/17/ancient-brits-were-cannibals-scientists-say/

"It seems gruesome to us, but there are people in Asia today who aren't even meat eaters, who treasure human skulls and use them as drinking bowls."

So why do they assume the ancient Brits were eating people? The evidence in that piece was circumstantial; skulls used as cups, bone marrow removed 'for eating'. For all we know, they fed the bone-marrow to their cats.

Quote: Nogget @ February 17 2011, 2:07 PM GMT

For all we know, they fed the bone-marrow to their cats.

I don't think there were domestic cats in Britain 14,000 years ago.

Pigs?

Llamas?

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