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I read the news today oh boy! Page 320

Quote: sootyj @ February 6 2011, 12:30 AM GMT

"dowah?"

diddy diddy dum diddy dum.

There I was just walking down the street, then someone wanted to 'kick me in the teeth',..

If Cameron had put this in manifesto I probably would have voted for him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWNgwSMCvX8

It's an impressive speech.

Lets hope there's some follow through...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/sep/15/bravo-channel-one-bdkyb

Thanks Murdoch there goes my sunday afternoon wathcing startrek repeats and scratching

Steve Coogan pwns TopGear

Steve Coogan pwns TopGear

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ February 6 2011, 12:09 PM GMT

If Cameron had put this in manifesto I probably would have voted for him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWNgwSMCvX8

Someone gimme the gist of that, my YouTube isn't working.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 6 2011, 2:17 PM GMT

Someone gimme the gist of that, my YouTube isn't working.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12376304

or you could read my sketch on the subject

Nah you're okay.

Laughing out loud

You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.' But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. If someone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles. Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you.
-Matthew 5:38-42, NIV

Good for you.

No Nat good for all of us.

I prefer to donkey punch those who have wronged me.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 6 2011, 2:33 PM GMT

I prefer to donkey punch those who have wronged me.

I think you need a penis for that.

Otherwise it's just a punch.

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