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I read the news today oh boy! Page 319

Quote: zooo @ February 4 2011, 4:57 PM GMT

That bit sounds a bit iffy. But kids certainly don't need their phones in lessons. They should be handed in the morning, then collected before they leave.

I didn't even realise kids were able to take their phones to class, of course they shouldn't be allowed to.

They should ban phones from cinemas next.

What about all BCGers updating by phone?

How will Aaron be able to monitor abuse of Terry and June if Mr Bastard the Geography teacher just confiscated his Nokia 320?

Quote: Griff @ February 4 2011, 5:09 PM GMT

And kids.

And people

And films

I would get a warm glow knowing that the cinema was utterly silent and calm, not disturbed even by me.

I left school before everyone had mobiles. I AM OLD.
It seemed to happen over about a year though, so when I was at college suddenly everyone had them.

Their next campaign is for proper bog roll in schools.

Quote: Griff @ February 4 2011, 4:52 PM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-12365292

Schools finally allowed to confiscate mobile phones from kids. (What the f**k do kids need mobiles for in school anyway?)

Never-knowingly-understated Liberty drama queen Shami Chakrabarti says this means kids are being treated "like terrorists". It's fairly clear she learned f**k all in school, so she probably doesn't understand why it's a bad idea for kids to sit around texting, watching porn and filming their dicks all day. But still. Shut up woman.

That woman pisses me off. I'd really like to kick her face into a less smug shape - not that I'm violent or anything.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852

Read it you jackals

Will he who smelt it dealt it become a legal ruling?

I'm surprised the word "farting" is in the BBC style book. Especially in headlines.

It's a lot of hot air.

Quote: keewik @ February 4 2011, 9:06 PM GMT

That woman pisses me off. I'd really like to kick her face into a less smug shape - not that I'm violent or anything.

I have to say that she is certainly in my top three of 'People I would Like to Urinate On.'

Angry

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 5 2011, 1:18 PM GMT

I have to say that she is certainly in my top three of 'People I would Like to Urinate On.'

Kinky!

Brilliant!

Brilliant!

"sigh"

"dowah?"

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