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Who'd have thought it, stocks and shares can go down as well as up.
Time to get your money on the down ones.
Unless this is the first time they never recover.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 7th April 2025, 5:50 PM

Who'd have thought it, stocks and shares can go down as well as up.
Time to get your money on the down ones.
Unless this is the first time they never recover.

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Quote: Lazzard @ 7th April 2025, 5:33 PM

Me and my kind will be history once Darwinian Capitalism finally gets a grip.
On a separate note, Musk, Bezos and Zuckerberg, between them, lost the best part of $100 billion in Trump's stock market crash.
Whilst some are saying this means they suffer like the rest of us - I say, if you can afford to lose enough to raise e very American out of poverty, shouldn't you maybe be paying a bit more tax?

But surely they haven't actually "lost" anything because it's not real money in the first place and they'll make it back somehow. (Not that I sympathise)

Quote: Chappers @ 7th April 2025, 6:37 PM

But surely they haven't actually "lost" anything because it's not real money in the first place and they'll make it back somehow. (Not that I sympathise)

Well, if they hadn't lost it, that 100 billion would have made at the very least 5 billion over the year.
(Peanuts to them - but that's sort of the point.]
It's a three steps forward, two steps back sort of thing.
Especially if the market stays volatile - which it probably will with Trump in charge, as he seems to revel in causing chaos.
(See the book illustrated above)

70 million yanks rely on their 401k for retirement

They are heavily tied to the markets

Lots of these people will suffer due to numb nuts and his stupidity

And he wont give two shits

But on the positive side, any maga cultist redneck shitheads who lost most of their life savings this week.........MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA 👌🤞😆😎🥳🤟🤣🍿

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