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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,954

Quote: lofthouse @ 28th March 2025, 6:07 PM

Another "patriot"

Pathetic

One minute the left are disassociating themselves with Britain and all it's stood for, denigrating its history, defacing and knocking down its statues, apologising to the world, and proposing that we pay everybody compensation, for our very existence. The next minute they're complaining that people aren't patriotic enough.

I am currently watching a man wearing eye liner who has changed his name at least 3 times that I know of. He is addressing the natives of Greenland like they have no idea how bad this lark worked out for the Native Americans when it came to living on a reserve.
But unlike the wily 7th Calvary commanders of old, the man currently known as Vance has already mentioned the 'Minerals' So it looks like another Klondike strike on the horizon for the heavily coated Greenlanders who then get claimed jumped by Trump and his gang,.

To add insult to injury he is quoting the number of dead soldiers per admin gaffs in a whatabouterry fashion.
WTF is going on with the Yanks?

I know for a fact that every soldier the Yanks have was raised to see Russia as the enemy. So citing Russian ships off the coast as being 'Enemy vessels' is par for the course. But when it comes to the Ukraine they're seen as 'Victim Vessels' in the Black Sea'?
This administration has neither consistency or cohesion , it bites if questioned and wags its tail if you praise it. They allowed one very prominent member to publicly call a US Senator and former fighter pilot and astronaut a 'Traitor'
Which is a bit rich coming from a South African that has only ever seen an angry man on line. Then again what do you expect from a member of a gang led by a second generation Draft Dodger.

You forgot rapist.

Draft dodging rapist

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In other news the Radical Left wing lunatic Starmer has struck a deal with the owners of P&O despite their sacking 1000's out of hand. This company is going to invest in us now that we understand how the game works . But to be fair this left wing nutter doesn't give a f**k about optics he's already attacked the disabled and kept the Bedroom Tax and redefined the Winter Fuel Allowance criteria for the elderly. The commie bastard!

& in a new section I like to call "let's laugh at a stupid bastard" ....

A self-described "MAGA junkie" says she regrets voting for Donald Trump after she was fired from her job in the federal government.

Jennifer Piggott of West Virginia told CNN she was one of 125 probationary employees fired from the Treasury Department's Bureau of Fiscal Service last month as part of Trump's efforts to downsize the federal government.

Piggott is a self-described "MAGA junkie" who voted for Trump three times - but has since lost faith in the Republican.

"I cried. It's scary, it's a really scary thing," she said. "I was embarrassed."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

HAHAHAAAA!!!

Tough shit you f**kin moron 👍🤪

Boo-f**kin-hoo 😢 😢 😢

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 28th March 2025, 7:28 PM

One minute the left are disassociating themselves with Britain and all it's stood for, denigrating its history, defacing and knocking down its statues, apologising to the world, and proposing that we pay everybody compensation, for our very existence. The next minute they're complaining that people aren't patriotic enough.

Your confusing patrotism with blind Nationalism.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 28th March 2025, 6:04 PM

Ah, the Reform party, already scaring the pants off the liberal left.

"Ah, the Nazi Party, already scaring the pants of the Jewish community."
Since when did it become the rôle of a political party to scare the pants off anyone?
What a ghastly mentality.

The same mentality where it's "funny" that a senile, xenophobic, racist , convicted fraudster and proud sexual abuser and adulterer became President

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Quote: Lazzard @ 28th March 2025, 10:19 PM

"Ah, the Nazi Party, already scaring the pants of the Jewish community."

Traditionally, of course, that's always been the Labour Party's role in this country.

Quote: lofthouse @ 28th March 2025, 8:32 PM

& in a new section I like to call "let's laugh at a stupid bastard" ....

I'm sorry, I didn't realise it was a new section. I've been doing it for some time.

Quote: Lazzard @ 28th March 2025, 10:19 PM

Your confusing patrotism with blind Nationalism.

"Ah, the Nazi Party, already scaring the pants of the Jewish community."
Since when did it become the rôle of a political party to scare the pants off anyone?
What a ghastly mentality.

Don't say Nazi Lazzy, that zealot from Bolton will equate us all with that title.
I'm already a rapist criminal lover, Nazi might push me over the edge.

As ever, you've missed the point.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 29th March 2025, 7:32 AM

Traditionally, of course, that's always been the Labour Party's role in this country.
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Which is why the anti-semites have either been kicked out or left the Party.
One can only wish Reform would undertake a similar exercise.
But then there'd be no-one left

Well there's only 4 left

And Anderson left the tories because they don't hate Muslims anywhere near enough for his taste

Much more at home in a party where religious hatred isn't frowned on - in fact , it's members actively encourage it and demand more and more

Interesting slogan choice from Reform...

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Maybe they have employed the tories brilliant election campaign team from last year (the guys who think using umbrellas during torrential rain is weak and woke)

Let's use Jimmy Saville's old catchphrase guys??

"Nigel Farage in 2024: "It's a political impossibility to deport thousands of people. We simply cannot do it."

Nigel Farage in 2025: "Every single person who comes to Britain illegally will be deported. Every single one."

Absolutely clueless

The fear grows......

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