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I read the news today oh boy! Page 289

Me I always have sex in a tent belonging to a Purple Teletubby

My sex is in-Poe-tent

Po is the red telly tubby.

I'm colour blind

you sensitive monster

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 5 2011, 10:59 AM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-12117299

This is what I've got and Dan is having a panic hehe. Really 600 in 11 years isn't that many.

No contraception is 100% reliable. Use a sweet wrapper too.

And do it upside down.

Oh definitely upside down.

You still have your Santa hat on... bad luck!!

NOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

Okay fixed. I be Zonkey again.

Of course there are some things that never produce sprogs.

It's a banal suggestion I know.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 5 2011, 10:59 AM GMT

Really 600 in 11 years isn't that many.

It is if only 600 women used it.

The BBC report helpfully doesn't seem to say how popular it is.

Good point. I was told it was extremely popular when I got it done. I'm sure somewhere will tell you.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 5 2011, 12:57 PM GMT

Good point. I was told it was extremely popular when I got it done. I'm sure somewhere will tell you.

No way to run a news organisation.

"Shall we say how many people use this thing? Nah. People can just look it up if they're interested. Let's just stick to the scary numbers."

Quote: sootyj @ January 5 2011, 12:09 PM GMT

Of course there are some things that never produce sprogs.

It's a banal suggestion I know.

I see what you did there.

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 5 2011, 11:00 AM GMT

I bet she's sore though.

Laughing out loud
A whole council estate had to made just for her family.

Now here's a cool name...and check out that headline!

http://www.alcatel-lucent.com/wps/portal/newsreleases/detail?LMSG_CABINET=Docs_and_Resource_Ctr&LMSG_CONTENT_FILE=News_Releases_2011/News_Article_002307.xml&lu_lang_code=en

Wow! Awesome name, if he was born with it. If he made it up... worrying name.

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