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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,858

Sue Gray resigns and takes a lesser-paid job because she says 'she's a distraction.
So that's BS then. What's the real reason?

Her report into the Partygate scandal criticised the government led by Boris Johnson and contributed to his resignation

Ever since, the gutter right wing media has made it a priority to avenge this

They got their way

Big deal

Doesn't alter the fact she got that fat pig out of Downing Street

Meh

Thanks for clearing it up.

Beer can artwork accidentally thrown in bin by staff member at Dutch museum:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/oct/08/beer-can-artwork-lam-museum-thrown-out-all-the-good-times-we-spent-together

Good for the staff member. Obviously an art lover.

Tories release a video online attacking labours winter fuel cuts

The worried pensioner being interviewed is wearing a Rolex Tridor Day-Date watch - worth nearly £20,000

Tory leadership contest down to two ....

"The one who gets angry about mums getting maternity pay versus the one who gets angry at refugee kids looking at pictures of Mickey Mouse."

😂
Word is they all presumed Cleverly was a shoe-in, so voted in the one they most wanted to see him up against.
Now it's up to the members.
The people who bought you Liz Truss.
At least they're just the Opposition this time, so the damage will be limited.
Expect a bit of manouvering from Farage over the next few weeks.

Quote: lofthouse @ 7th October 2024, 11:11 AM

Doesn't alter the fact she got that fat pig out of Downing Street

Meh

And put another one in.

Quote: lofthouse @ 9th October 2024, 10:11 AM

Tories release a video online attacking labours winter fuel cuts

The worried pensioner being interviewed is wearing a Rolex Tridor Day-Date watch - worth nearly £20,000

Are you an expert on these things? I would have no idea.

Quote: lofthouse @ 9th October 2024, 10:11 AM

Tories release a video online attacking labours winter fuel cuts

The worried pensioner being interviewed is wearing a Rolex Tridor Day-Date watch - worth nearly £20,000

Quote: Chappers @ 9th October 2024, 5:42 PM

Are you an expert on these things? I would have no idea.

No. He read the news today (oh boy!) www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tories-mocked-over-winter-fuel-33840016

They sell Rolex watches on the beach in Tenerife. It was probably one of those.

To change the subject.
An American reporter was doing a piece to camera claiming Ricky Gervais is trying to subvert the US election by standing by Trump.
He continued 'Gervais is a British American man.......

Quote: Lazzard @ 9th October 2024, 5:15 PM

😂
Word is they all presumed Cleverly was a shoe-in, so voted in the one they most wanted to see him up against..

Isn't this similar to how Jeremy Corbyn accidentally ended up as Labour leader?

Who here has had an uncle torpedoed during the Falklands War?
I know, I know.... oh, maybe I'm thinking of an Only Fools and Horses episode.
Anyone else?

Labour have definitely got off to an uncertain start, no question. But Badenoch becoming Tory leader would be an absolute dream result for them.
The Tories have no chance of power while Reform exists anyway. The British Right is hopelessly split in the meantime.

I should imagine the Lib Dems have a spring in their step this morning.
Plenty of One Nation Tories feeing pretty homeless right now.

And Labour are alienating millions by the day.
Just like the Tories did.
Broken promises upset the electorate.

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