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Quote: Lazzard @ 28th July 2024, 11:31 AM

It was a reference to the painting by da Vinci, not the actual event that probably didn't happen.
They also don't like Art because it makes them feel stupid and out of their depth.

You tell that to Sister Wendy, you philistine. (And if it were true, the entire Renaissance probably wouldn't have happened.)

Quote: lofthouse @ 28th July 2024, 12:16 PM

It's funny isn't it

As Christians they are up in arms about this

Yet they are quite happy to put a man in the White House who was busy rutting away with a porno star whilst his wife was at home pregnant with his child

Getting kindaaaaaaaa mixed f**kn messages here

Hmmmm

A bit like you then, continually wishing harm on people you despise, whilst purporting to be a Christian.

Umm no actually that's bollocks

I don't wish harm on anyone

I was even glad Trump survived

Nice try 👍😘

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

Quote: chipolata @ 28th July 2024, 11:32 AM

Right wing Americans do tend to get furious about anything drag related nowadays. I dread to think what they'd make of British comedians like Dick Emery, Kenny Everett or Les Dawson.

Or pantomimes. All these drag queen story times in libraries that they get so murdery about over there is exactly the same as a Pantomime Dame reading to kids. Their heads would explode if they found out we send our kids to see them in droves.

In the 1930's the Nazis banned books they didn't agree with

In the 2020's the Republicans are banning and censoring books they don't agree with

And they accuse the Democrats of being commies

Backwards, intolerant, hateful, bigoted, boneheaded morons...

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 28th July 2024, 12:19 PM

You tell that to Sister Wendy, you philistine. (And if it were true, the entire Renaissance probably wouldn't have happened.)

I would tell her but I don't believe in life after death, either.
And I meant new Art/design/fashion.

Quote: lofthouse @ 28th July 2024, 3:25 PM

In the 1930's the Nazis banned books they didn't agree with

In the 2020's the Republicans are banning and censoring books they don't agree with

And they accuse the Democrats of being commies

Backwards, intolerant, hateful, bigoted, boneheaded morons...

They're ruling on whether certain books are suitable for school libraries. That's always been the case. Enid Blyton books were removed from school libraries here when I was at school. Like the books in question here, they were still available for purchase or loan elsewhere. So not banned.

Books are being banned, especially in red states....

The issue is playing out in public school districts and campus libraries across the United States, 1st Amendment advocates warn: Book bans, gassed up by state legislation pushed by conservative officials and groups, are stacking up at an alarming rate.

In a report published Thursday by PEN America, the nonprofit free speech organization cited 1,477 instances of books being prohibited during the first half of the 2022-23 academic year, up 28.5% from 1,149 cases in the previous semester. Overall, the organization has recorded more than 4,000 instances of banned books since it started tracking cases in July 2021.

At issue is more than "a single book being removed in a single district," said Kasey Meehan, the Freedom to Read program director at PEN America and a lead author of the report.

"It's a set of ideas, it's themes, it's identities, it's knowledge on the history of our country - these are the kind of bigger buckets of what is being removed, restricted, suppressed in public schools and public school libraries," Meehan said.

Across the country, book challenges and bans have soared to the highest levels in decades. Public and school-based libraries have been inundated with complaints from community members and conservative organizations such as as Moms for Liberty. Increasingly, lawmakers are considering new punishments -- crippling lawsuits, hefty fines, and even imprisonment -- for distributing books some regard as inappropriate.

Kemi Badenoch to run for tory leader

"Ms Badenoch said the Conservative Party needed to focus on "doing some things well, not everything badly" to recover from their worst ever election result"

Wow

That's incredibly inspiring stuff

😆

No wonder she came in 4th place behind Lizzy lettuce last time

Suella has decided not to stand despite getting enough support

I.e. she DIDNT get enough support 🤥

Quote: lofthouse @ 25th July 2024, 10:14 PM

A man is restrained, lying defenceless on his front in an airport and a policeman boots him full in the face and then stamps on his head

The man now has a cyst on his brain

Lee Anderson, the chief whip of the reform party responds by saying the suspended officer "should get a medal" - presumably as the victim is Asian

I think someone once stamped on Lee Andersons head - it's the only explanation as to why he seems to be missing a few thousand brain cells and is now incredibly f**king stupid

So now you know the reasons are you going to apologise for jumping to conclusions about police brutality?

I liked a story in today's Metro which I feel could only happen in Britain:

"Stick fight breaks out between hikers after dad tried to cross stepping stones with pram"

https://metro.co.uk/2024/07/29/hikers-fight-sticks-peak-district-trail-argument-erupts-21315620/?ico=top-stories_home_top

Quote: Chappers @ 27th July 2024, 1:18 PM

Rachel Reeves - new Chancellor has discovered a £20 billion black hole in the public purse. What on earth can she do?

Well in spite of pre-election promises and the fact that this is a Labour government do you think she might possibly increase taxes?

Nope. Guess again!

Any bets the stabber in Southport is suffering from mental illness?

You'd kind of have to be to stab a bunch of children.

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