Cameron favours a cap? How old fashioned even the pope supports condoms.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 280
It seems a bit anti-business for the tories.
Just to lower the tone a bit...
KATIE Waissel's family have revealed their "devastation" over revelations about the singer's grandmother's secret life as a crinkly hooker.
That is sooooo last week!
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 24 2010, 3:19 PM GMTJust to lower the tone a bit...
I hate that that is news? Why is that news? Someone's NAN is a prozzy? Jesus.
It's news Wayne Rooney would be interested in
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/nov/24/uk-based-taliban-afghanistan
A Taliban fighter in Dhani-Ghorri in northern Afghanistan last month told the Guardian he lived most of the time in east London, but came to Afghanistan for three months of the year for combat.
"I work as a minicab driver," said the man, who has the rank of a mid-level Taliban commander. "I make good money there, you know. But these people are my friends and my family and it's my duty to come to fight the jihad with them."
"There are many people like me in London," he added. "We collect money for the jihad all year and come and fight if we can."
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 25 2010, 3:27 PM GMThttp://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/nov/24/uk-based-taliban-afghanistan
I have a few friends who would be happy to engage Mr. Cab Driver in a little gunplay if he'd like to reveal his whereabouts.
He maybe a very good taxi driver?
I've just read that due to high demand and harvest difficulties we can expect the price of barley (and therefore beer) to rise 10-20% in the next few weeks.
Time to stock up!
Bernard "bootiful" Matthews dead.
Oddly no mention of the fact that he died on Thanksgiving.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 26 2010, 11:11 AM GMTBernard "bootiful" Matthews dead.
Oddly no mention of the fact that he died on Thanksgiving.
Odd too that he was the subject of the funniest part of the last Partridge episode.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 26 2010, 11:11 AM GMTBernard "bootiful" Matthews dead.
Oddly no mention of the fact that he died on Thanksgiving.
Probably because Thanksgiving is an American holiday and Bernard was British Mr Murphy.
Wonder if the hymn at his funeral will be 'All Things Bright And Bootiful'?
R.I.P.
Right now a couple of ginormous turkeys in hell are readying a vast vat of bread crumbs and another of stuffing
Quote: sootyj @ November 26 2010, 12:12 PM GMTRight now a couple of ginormous turkeys in hell are readying a vast vat of bread crumbs and another of stuffing
Yep, ole' Bernard was the Pol Pot of poultry.