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I read the news today oh boy! Page 28

Boooo!

Quote: Aaron @ September 1 2009, 7:07 PM BST

Boooo!

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/sep/02/manchester-teenagers-columbine-style-attack

That is my old school/College and the Shopping Centre they planned on blowing up is round the corner from my Nans house.

Since I left an RE teacher was done for having sex with a pupil as well.

Ah how I miss Manchester.

I go to that Shopping Centre a fair bit. Horrible story.

SEALS ATTACK!!! QUICK WHERE IS MY CANADIAN MADE SEAL CLUB?!?!?! It's the law we all have to have one....and a seal coat.

Here is a video of the actual seal Laughing out loud

http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/leading-articles/leading-article-hatreds-that-need-exposing-1786418.html

This article really pissed me off. I don't agree with the EDL or protesting about Mosques. But accusing the EDL of deliberately provoking riots as opposed to criticising lefties and Muslims et al for attacking them is pathetic. The EDL are allowed their voice how ever objectionable.

Quote: Curt @ September 3 2009, 6:13 PM BST

SEALS ATTACK!!! QUICK WHERE IS MY CANADIAN MADE SEAL CLUB?!?!?! It's the law we all have to have one....and a seal coat.

Here is a video of the actual seal Laughing out loud

Hahah, I love this:

"After the incident, she told her father she thought it was very rude of the seal not to ask if she wanted to go for a swim, and she doesn't want to feed the seal or be its friend anymore."

Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2009, 12:14 PM BST

http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/leading-articles/leading-article-hatreds-that-need-exposing-1786418.html

This article really pissed me off. I don't agree with the EDL or protesting about Mosques. But accusing the EDL of deliberately provoking riots as opposed to criticising lefties and Muslims et al for attacking them is pathetic. The EDL are allowed their voice how ever objectionable.

The EDL seem to have become the new-BNP, target of lefty racism hate now that the latter really are in no doubt a legitimate political party, whilst no one really knows anything about them. Much like Enoch Powell and the rivers of blood speech, everyone knows the reputation, but very few have ever read or heard the text.

Enoch Powell had a rather odd way of preparing to make a speech. He would not urinate in the hours before, so that when he came to speak he would have a full, pressing, uncomfortable bladder. He reckoned that this made him a more energised speaker. Maybe the "rivers of blood" speech was provoked by being desperate for a pee and subconsciously thinking of "rivers of wee-wee".

BTW Tim, it's Jim Davidson.

Oops, well spotted! Thanks. :)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8248334.stm

This is worth a look. Chris de Burgh takes exception to a critic at The Irish Times who gave his show a less-than-glowing review. Read Chris' letter (which the paper quite rightly published in full for comedy value) and the review that prompted his angry missive.

Chris de Burgh Sees Red

Oh how the short arsed nanny-shagger entertains me still... :D

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 14 2009, 5:10 AM BST

This is worth a look. Chris de Burgh takes exception to a critic at The Irish Times who gave his show a less-than-glowing review. Read Chris' letter (which the paper quite rightly published in full for comedy value) and the review that prompted his angry missive.

Chris de Burgh Sees Red

Oh how the short arsed nanny-shagger entertains me still... :D

Laughing out loud Lovely stuff!

And Chris could have been talking about us BCG members when he said: "it must be so poisonous to have to lurk in the shadows, riffling through the garbage bins of despair and avoiding those who think that you are an irrelevance, an irritation to be ignored and laughed about."

Quote: chipolata @ September 14 2009, 10:42 AM BST

Laughing out loud Lovely stuff!

And Chris could have been talking about us BCG members when he said: "it must be so poisonous to have to lurk in the shadows, riffling through the garbage bins of despair and avoiding those who think that you are an irrelevance, an irritation to be ignored and laughed about."

Paranoid there Chip? Wave

I heard this on CBC this morning and though it was a great story. Pair in Porsche chase down man accused of drunk driving, sex assault
The best was in the interview when asked what made the attacker flee one of them said "I got out of my car and walked out and asked the guy if he wanted to be a man and step out of that car". Laughing out loud These two dudes are probably huge too. If I was a woman on a lonely country road being attacked these are the types of dudes I'd be hoping swung by in their Porsche.
I laughed too when the guy said "well we were heading for the country fair because Matt loves Kim Mitchell".
They had the Chief of Police on next who was trying to walk a fine line "ummm...well we've never had anyone do anything like this and we want to thank the two men for doing what they did but we can not condone going a 175km in an 80 zone".
And the whole punching through a window to get to the guy was pretty cool.
Overall I was glad they were able apprehend the guy.

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