I have visions of him singing you are beautiful to the Russians and them laying down their weapons and waving lighters
I read the news today oh boy! Page 278
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 19 2010, 2:31 PM GMThttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3235981/Former-One-Show-star-Jason-Manford-confesses-to-steamy-online-chats-while-on-tour.html
Why do I get the feeling that, despite him going for a PR "spoiler interview" and taking the initiative and resigning, this isn't going to be the last we'll hear regarding what he did (or didn't) do...?
Any bets on who's going to replace him. My money's on Blinky McMuppetface.
1st BLOKE: My wife said she watched 'Jason Manford Live' on her laptop in bed last night
2nd BLOKE: I don't blame her - he's bloody funny him!
1st BLOKE (puzzled): Yeah odd though - the DVD disc was downstairs in the lounge at the time?
The problem with doing or saying 'private' things on web cam is that the other person can capture the video and audio.
Not a lot of people know that - and it can come as quite a shock when someone sees themselves on a YouTube-style porn site.
Never upset anyone who might possess porno footage of you. 
http://af.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idAFTRE6AJ1CO20101121
Condoms sometimes permissible to stop AIDS - Pope
I don't think this is in the news but it should be. A young boy of about 8 years old being publicly strip-searched and groped by authorities at an American airport. What the f**k is going on in this world when kids are being touched-up and humiliated by these over-zealous morons? And check out Big Bertha at the end, arms crossed then beckoning a passenger forward as if to say "You're next, bitch."
Christ it makes my blood boil http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skkCpnCm7iM&feature=player_embedded
Our local airport has the body scanners, but my sister just flew up and she ended up with a good feel-up.
Is that strip searched? (I thought that meant bodily cavities et al? I'm probably wrong.) But yes, was probably upsetting for him. And seems pointless.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 21 2010, 6:22 PM GMTOur local airport has the body scanners, but my sister just flew up and she ended up with a good feel-up.
I like the body scanners in Total Recall that let's you see the persons skeleton. Have we got them?
Also, I see they offered Colin Farell the Schawrzenegger part in the remake. He'd be quite good.
That woman left her husband over 10 years ago and now he's won the lottery she can claim £1,000,000 from him. What an evil witch.
It makes you think what's the f**king point. Horrible evil bitches! There has to be a time limit.
That is ridiculous.
The law is an ass!
Quote: Chappers @ November 23 2010, 1:10 AM GMTThat woman left her husband over 10 years ago and now he's won the lottery she can claim £1,000,000 from him. What an evil witch.
It makes you think what's the f**king point. Horrible evil bitches! There has to be a time limit.
Is this an actual news story, Chappers, or just something you overheard at a Fathers4Justice meeting?
Quote: Chappers @ November 23 2010, 1:10 AM GMTHorrible evil bitches!
Her and who else?
Or do you mean all women. 
Quote: zooo @ November 23 2010, 1:13 AM GMTHer and who else?
Or do you mean all women.
Her and one other potential one.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 23 2010, 1:13 AM GMTIs this an actual news story, Chappers, or just something you overheard at a Fathers4Justice meeting?
Yes - I know it's the Sun but....
Quote: Chappers @ November 23 2010, 1:10 AM GMTThat woman left her husband over 10 years ago and now he's won the lottery she can claim £1,000,000 from him. What an evil witch.
It makes you think what's the f**king point. Horrible evil bitches! There has to be a time limit.
She actually got 2 million, not one. Settled out of court. The issue is they didn't include a "clean break" clause in their divorce which means either partner can leech from their ex even a decade in the future.
She seems like a grasping, avaricious slut but we never know the true details of these cases. And anyway - she got 2 million - he got 54 - more cash than anyone could ever need in several lifetimes. Plus she has his kid to look after. Live and let live.
F**k I'm such a hippy sometimes.
The moneys going to the kid innit