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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,770

Rayner to be finally be investigated by Police after they were told off for not investigating two cases of alleged fraud, one against the tax office and one against the electoral register, both offences serious enough to get a non protected lefty MP everyday citizen JAIL TIME!

Rule breaking Starmer-Hoyle deal that stitched up opponents on Gaza vote also to be investigated...

Neither news story hot off the press today but as Lofthouse somehow forgot to mention either I thought I'd better.

Might as well deal in facts as you, like Lofthouse, forgot to mention them.
She is not being investigated.
Police are 'reassessing' initial decision not to investigate, after pressure from a Tory MP.
This is what happened over 'Beergate' - which came to nothing.
My money's on a similar outcome here.

In terms of the Hoyle/Starmer 'outrage' this, also, is not being investigated.
Penny Mourdant is thought (by the Daily Mail) to be backing a motion to refer to Privileges Committee that could go ahead if it get's enough support.

It's almost certain Labour will win the next general election
I look forward to Gormless Gertie being the next deputy.
Her speeches will be a treat - thick as mince and can't answer questions.
You thought Boris was bad, Council House Lil will eclipse him.

The fact that you think 'Council House' is a pejorative says it all, SG.

I thought it was on topic.

Ewwy smell that misogynistic, stuck up snobbery

Spoken like a true Tory!

The fact she hasn't just been handed everything on a plate like Mr De Pfeffel and yet she is still on the verge of becoming the second most powerful person in Britain makes her achievement all the more impressive IMO

We've had 14 years of millionaires running the place and the country is completely and utterly f**ked

I don't see how a thicko from a council estate can possibly do any worse than this bunch of scumbags

Plus , at least she hasn't sent any pictures of her vagina to a complete stranger! 😋

Now that is thick 🤪

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 6th April 2024, 12:29 PM

It's almost certain Labour will win the next general election
.

It's weird you think that when you don't believe in polls.

You really don't like any of yours being criticised do you haha.
Blind devotion of one and pure hatred of another isn't a balanced view.

Not true

The other day I commented that Dianne Abbott is a hypocritical idiot

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 6th April 2024, 12:29 PM

It's almost certain Labour will win the next general election
I look forward to Gormless Gertie being the next deputy.
Her speeches will be a treat - thick as mince and can't answer questions.
You thought Boris was bad, Council House Lil will eclipse him.

She certainly isn't daft.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 6th April 2024, 9:00 AM

Will this wind be so mighty as to lay low the mountains of the Earth

We had 52 MPH gusts in Dublin yesterday. My daughter and I were walking under some enormous trees, and they were creaking and groaning. Hopefully things will settle down before we fly home in a few hours.

You're probably in the air by now - so, hope it wasn't too 'bumpy'.
Worst landing I ever had was in Dublin in high winds.
Took the pilot three goes.

Quote: Lazzard @ 7th April 2024, 11:17 AM

You're probably in the air by now - so, hope it wasn't too 'bumpy'.

Very easy takeoff. Been in Atlanta for a couple of hours, and getting ready to head to Denver. Tired, but well-lubricated.

The Rwandans are now selling off the properties that were to house asylum seakers

Even they know they'll never get used!

Can we (The British tax payers) have
our BILLIONS of pounds back now please??

Fkn ridiculous

West Kirby is a lovely seaside town on the Wirral, me and yours truly often get the underground to visit it and have a walk and a cone of chips. Anyway they spent £20 million on a new sea defence which was a wall along the front that doubles up as benches and for me it looked great.
The first test came today and all the wall has done is trapped the water inside the town , whatever happened to joined up thinking?

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