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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 23rd March 2024, 5:28 PM

Fools and ignorant twats. You lefty wokes are actually quite nasty about anyone who has a variance of opinion.

They are being 'fooled', so technically they are 'fools'.
'Lefty wokes' & 'usual suspects' is OK though?
It's times like this I wish I could spell 'hypocrite'.

Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd March 2024, 11:38 AM

It's much nicer than being an ignorant f**king twat."

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 23rd March 2024, 5:53 PM

Charming!
I hope that's not me you are talking about.

I'll take your silence as a yes then, which is nice, so thank you NOT.

Quote: Lazzard @ 23rd March 2024, 10:30 PM

They are being 'fooled', so technically they are 'fools'.
'Lefty wokes' & 'usual suspects' is OK though?
It's times like this I wish I could spell 'hypocrite'.

You literally admit you are woke and a leftie?

Both admirable qualities.
But that's not the point, and you know it.

Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd March 2024, 11:38 AM

It's much nicer than being an ignorant f**king twat."

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 23rd March 2024, 5:53 PM

Charming!
I hope that's not me you are talking about.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 23rd March 2024, 11:42 PM

I'll take your silence as a yes then, which is nice, so thank you NOT.

Furthermore, I suggest you keep your vicious nasty comments to yourself - your streams of bile are not nice and very tiresome.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 24th March 2024, 9:44 AM

Furthermore, I suggest you keep your vicious nasty comments to yourself - your streams of bile are not nice and very tiresome.

Not sure it was directed squarely at you.
He's quoting Kathy Burke, who's slighty cruder version of that statement was a response to being called 'woke'.

Quote: Lazzard @ 24th March 2024, 9:50 AM

Not sure it was directed squarely at you.
He's quoting Kathy Burke, who's slighty cruder version of that statement was a response to being called 'woke'.

Maybe

£84.99?????????????!!!

I'd want a bloody gold plated cross on the shirt for that money

They should put the red cross in the middle of the opposition's goal.
England might be able to shoot straighter then.

Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd March 2024, 8:39 PM

Bloody hell fire
They want £84.99 for these new shirts??
Cheeky, robbing bastards

Quote: lofthouse @ 24th March 2024, 9:58 AM

£84.99?????????????!!!
I'd want a bloody gold plated cross on the shirt for that money

You're repeating yourself, Granddad

Let me get this straight

For what is basically a t-shirt

£84.99?

The dirty, evil, robbing, English BASTARDS

Have you taken your pills?

Farmers swarm Westminster in their tractors

Yet another group that this government has pissed off and lied to

Yet another Brexit success story!

Mayoral candidate Susan Hall (pfffff) has had to amend her latest campaign video as footage of a panicked crowd was actually in New York

Not London

This knuckle head really is the gift that keeps on giving

No wonder she is over 25% behind in the polls

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Two more - gone!

63 Tory MPs announced they won't stand in the next GE

So far!

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