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Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 4 2010, 2:57 PM GMT

YES. Legalise, regulate, educate.

I say go further. Make all drugs compulsory. Smack on Monday, crack on Tuesday, then speed, dope, acid, booze, ecstasy and finally mushrooms. I know that's 8 days, but frankly we won't care 'cos we'll all be off our tits.

That doesn't sound like a good plan at all. I don't want to do most of those things :(

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 4 2010, 4:33 PM GMT

That doesn't sound like a good plan at all. I don't want to do most of those things :(

Which ones do you want to do then you druggy bitch :P

Just a bit of booze and weed if that's okay :( Only once a month or so :( Please? No? Aw :(

Quote: sootyj @ November 4 2010, 4:19 PM GMT

You do realise you just implied your cock is 3.5 milimeters wide?

How?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 4 2010, 4:22 PM GMT

Yeah stop with the boasting Nil

:D

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 4 2010, 4:33 PM GMT

That doesn't sound like a good plan at all. I don't want to do most of those things :(

Trust me, once you start on the ole' heroin, you'll want to do it all the time.

Just like coco pops?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 4 2010, 5:21 PM GMT

Just like coco pops?

Yes, a bit like cocoa, but don't call me 'Pops'.

It's terrible, but I like it :D

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 4 2010, 4:41 PM GMT

How?

:D

You said you inject it into heroin

hence the confession it has the dimensions of a syringe

Not specifically.

in·ject
-verb (used with object)
1. to force (a fluid) into a passage, cavity, or tissue: to inject a medicine into the veins.
2. to introduce (something new or different): to inject humour into a situation.
3. to introduce arbitrarily or inappropriately; intrude.

I was going for the first part of 1, via 3, with a smattering of 2.

But I thought you were doing a joke about shagging a heron. :(

Quote: sootyj @ November 4 2010, 5:49 PM GMT

You said you inject it into heroin

hence the confession it has the dimensions of a syringe

He actually wrote "heron" and I was wondering how you knew the dimensions of a bird's vagina. Errr

Quote: DaButt @ November 4 2010, 6:00 PM GMT

He actually wrote "heron" and I was wondering how you knew the dimensions of a bird's vagina. Errr

Exactly my thought process!

Quote: zooo @ November 4 2010, 5:59 PM GMT

But I thought you were doing a joke about shagging a heron. :(

I was!!!

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 4 2010, 5:56 PM GMT

Not specifically.

in·ject
-verb (used with object (my knob))
1. to force (a fluid (spunk)) into a passage (the heron's ass), cavity, or tissue: to inject a medicine into the veins.
2. to introduce (something new or different): to inject humour (the joke) into a situation this thread.
3. to introduce arbitrarily or inappropriately (it's pretty inappropriate to ass f**k a heron; intrude.

I was going for the first part of 1, via 3, with a smattering of 2.

God, I wish I hadn't bothered now. :D

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