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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,666

Dan Wooton was sweating cobs on Twitter this morning.
I think that will have done for Lozza.

EDIT
Fox is now dumping on Dan, incriminating texts and all.
Proper handbags.
😂

https://bylinetimes.com/2023/07/17/gb-news-star-dan-wootton-unmasked-in-cash-for-sexual-images-catfishing-scandal/

Just another reminder that Rwanda isn't the sun kissed paradise that the tories want everyone to believe

The US State Department will from next month end all military cooperation with Rwanda after adding the small African nation to its list of countries using or sponsoring child soldiers.

Rwanda, it says, sponsors the M23 rebel movement in the Democratic Republic of Congo - and M23's terror squads use armed children to commit some of the Congo's most gruesome and bloody atrocities.

Quote: Lazzard @ 27th September 2023, 12:10 PM

Dan Wooton was sweating cobs on Twitter this morning.
I think that will have done for Lozza.
😂

Now also suspended

How woke is GB News getting??

Suspending presenters just cos they were laughing about saying they wouldn't "shag" a journalist they dislike , like a couple of 15 year olds in the playground

A hideous Australian Naturalist who has worked with David Attenborough has been accused of not just cruelty and torture to his animals but raping his dogs as well.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-66920778

Struth! 😬

"What you got planned for today dear?"

"Me? Oh I thought I'd traipse across miles of boggy moorland with a chain saw in a storm so i could cut down a 300 year old tree"

"Oh ok! Any particular reason?"

"Yes, I'm a brain dead moronic c*nt"

"Ah! Ok well you have fun dear..."

I'm sure it was consensual.

How much of a gobshite do you have to be that even when you are a deacon of the Christian Church, you get cancelled by the likes of GB news ffs??!

Oh yeah Dcn Calvin Robinson

All these sexist, arrogant, perverted fools getting thrown off gb news are the same idiots who wanted Gary Lineker hung and the BBC closed down for good

Karma , dickheads - karma

Instant Karma. It's going to get you.

Quote: lofthouse @ 29th September 2023, 3:00 PM

How much of a gobshite do you have to be .........

Words fail me.

I see Rishi's new nazi style policies aren't really working with the electorate...

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 45% (+2)
CON: 24% (-3)
LDEM: 11% (+1)
REF: 8% (-)
GRN: 7% (-)

via @YouGov, 26 - 27 Sep

He needs to get much, much tougher

I suggest:

Compulsory 80 mph speed limit on all residential roads

A fleet of nuclear submarines to hunt down small boats in the English Channel

U.K. to declare war on China

To be eligible to vote people will need to produce a stool sample and be able to quote Pi to 2000 places whilst hopping on one leg

Good idea bout the submarines.

Quote: lofthouse @ 29th September 2023, 3:00 PM

How much of a gobshite do you have to be that even when you are a deacon of the Christian Church, you get cancelled by the likes of GB news ffs??!

Oh yeah Dcn Calvin Robinson

All these sexist, arrogant, perverted fools getting thrown off gb news are the same idiots who wanted Gary Lineker hung and the BBC closed down for good

Karma , dickheads - karma

It's hilarious.
I hope it stays on air.
If only because it's handy to know where all the wrong'uns are, just so you can keep your eye on them.

I wish there was an alternative news channel set up by a more left of centre group of people

It's pretty unacceptable that they can get away with their pro-Tory party propaganda

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