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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,652

Quote: lofthouse @ 13th September 2023, 12:59 PM

OK fine!

ROFL

MILF doesn't make sense either (there's a T missing), not that I care - it's the action not the acronym that matters to me. 😛

I hear NASA are going to announce some findings from their UFO investigation team tomorrow
But did anyone see the story about Mexico revealing mummified non human/semi humanoid corpses recently

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/alien-corpses-displayed-ufo-expert-congress-mexico-city-b1106766.html

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 13th September 2023, 6:41 PM

But did anyone see the story about Mexico revealing mummified non human/semi humanoid corpses recentlyl

With evidence like that, color me convinced!

Look clay models some kids knocked up in ancient times

Or even more recently - it looks like ET.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 14th September 2023, 7:48 AM

Or even more recently - it looks like ET.

Of course the conspiracy theorists will tell you that it was ET that was modelled on the aliens, which Steven Spielberg knew about, what with him being Jewish and therefore part of the Illuminati.

Quote: Lazzard @ 14th September 2023, 9:35 AM

which Steven Spielberg knew about, what with him being Jewish

You don't say............Ovay!

Well there's nothing earth shattering so far in the announcement from NASA
Unidentified phenomena are still generally er unidentified

And usually they are just "weather balloons"

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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 14th September 2023, 3:02 PM

Well there's nothing earth shattering so far in the announcement from NASA
Unidentified phenomena are still generally er unidentified

The only things the government (and the literally millions of people who work for it) is even remotely capable of keeping secret:

1. Its military capabilities.
2. Its military plans and projects.
3. The capabilities, plans, and projects of its enemies.

You can rest assured that any unidentified/unexplained events are related to one or more of the above.

I don't want us to make contact with aliens. I wish they'd shut up about it.
I love how a few humans on earth made the decision to be constantly sending out space communication to attract other life forms. Were the billions of other people here asked? If we attract attention from aliens they will OBVIOUSLY want to kill us (have you seen the luck our planet has had the last 10 years?) Better to wind our bloody necks in and stop trying to get noticed, I say.

Quote: zooo @ 14th September 2023, 4:03 PM

I love how a few humans on earth made the decision to be constantly sending out space communication to attract other life forms.

We've been doing it unintentionally for more than a hundred years. The BBC probably have a plan to start charging them a license fee for watching all those decades of programming.

Quote: DaButt @ 14th September 2023, 4:14 PM

We've been doing it unintentionally for more than a hundred years. The BBC probably have a plan to start charging them a license fee for watching all those decades of programming.

Ref: the opening of Contact, the film of Carl Sagans excellent novel.

The late Carl Sagan - genius (I have an American box-set of his brilliant Cosmos series) and Contact is one of my all time favourite films - I've watched it 3 times and is due for another watching. Superb film!!

" Channel 4 have an extended Dispatches Special tomorrow which reportedly involves a 'mass expose of an obscene amount of high profile comedians' who have 'incredibly shocking accusations held against them, including footage that's been collected over the last 3 years'..."

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