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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,600

Quote: lofthouse @ 19th June 2023, 10:09 PM

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Have the visitors been?

I fear the reason they lost contact with that sub going down to view the Titanic is it imploded.

I hope I'm wrong, but they have until Thursday to find and recover it before their oxygen runs out, and if they are still alive, I can't imagine what mental state they are in.

What's the difference between Boris and a flying pig?
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The F.

Very good
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Though I fear SG may have been hacked by the Red Brigade

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 20th June 2023, 3:20 PM

What's the difference between Boris and a flying pig?
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Bloody lefties!

Also, pigs are very intelligent

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My weekly Wednesday PMQ review :

Number of questions ANSWERED by the PM : none

'Till next week

Good afternoon.

From today's Grauniad https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/jun/21/donald-trump-conservatives-fbi-jail-biden

The right believes the FBI is obsessed with jailing Trump. The opposite is true

Maybe. But I know someone who is:

Quote: lofthouse @ 18th March 2023, 2:23 PM

Trump to be arrested next week

LOCK HIM UP LOCK HIM UP

Quote: lofthouse @ 30th March 2023, 11:01 PM

Trump indicted!

Lock him up, lock him up

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Quote: lofthouse @ 4th May 2023, 3:06 PM

I'll stop once he stops talking complete bollocks

Or once he's in jail

Preferably the latter as the former will never happen

Quote: lofthouse @ 21st June 2023, 12:31 PM

My weekly Wednesday PMQ review :

Number of questions ANSWERED by the PM : none

'Till next week

Good afternoon.

When has this ever changed? I bet your darling socialists were always the same.

I see that the clergy are demanding a pay rise. Does that mean they might go on strike? And who actually decides their pay?

Quote: lofthouse @ 17th June 2023, 2:08 PM

https://www.standard.co.uk/business/business-news/protesters-call-for-inquiry-into-battle-of-orgreave-b1088490.html

About bloody time

Absolutely disgusting incident

Seems people are reminded of the last time the Tories played really dirty. Let's pile it on and burry the nasty party. Spitting image special ? I expect today's Politicians would take too much offence for it to flourish. Fun fact, Churchill ordered the army to shoot striking miners (before the war) with rubber bullets. Part of the reason they got him out of power as soon as the war ended.**

** just checked Wiki and it says there were "eyewitness accounts of alleged shootings" and it also states it was a "historical myth that troops fired" well which one is it Wiki ?

Even this terrible Tory government wouldn't have the balls to order the police to get tooled up and literally go to war with some workers for merely standing up for themselves - they beat the shit out of them , indiscriminately , like a bunch of f**king animals

It was the nearest the country came to the Peterloo Massacre in the last century

"School that allowed pupil to identify as a cat facing investigation"

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/school-girl-identify-cat-investigation/

I saw the video and heard the teacher. Teacher lol.
The mentally ill are really taking over the asylum.

As soon as someone says to you 'I identify as............. run away.

Time is running out - I sincerely hope they find those poor bastards stuck in that tin can at the bottom of the ocean - I dread to think what mental state they are in now.

Today may herald he 13th consecutive rate increase by the Bank of England creating a mortgage crisis for many and woes for Generation Rent as the buy to let landlords pass the buck. The NHS is on its knees, we have more foodbanks than McDonalds, no NHS dentists and inflation is rife. We also have low pay alongside high food prices and the beaches are awash with sewage. We also have a PM and Chancellor ready to put the nation into recession in order to lower the rate of inflation and stave off pressure from the nutters that gave us Brexit and a known liar and cheat as a PM.
Oh look a kid is pretending to be a cat to get attention, that's never happened before lets talk about that instead as minor distractions elevated by right wing media are way more important than the current realities of a country put on its on its knees by 13 years of Tory abuse, theft and mismanagement .
I wonder what Dido Harding identifies as, possibly a Missing Millionaire along with Dame Mone who now identifies as a Manx cat for tax reasons.

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