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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,570

How many?

Quote: Chappers @ 5th May 2023, 10:18 PM

What? For allowing billions of migrants to cross the channel in boats?

Billions?
You've been listening to Cruella Braverman.
Seriously though - if there were legal routes then they could be processed off-shore.
Secondly, they need to process them quicker.
They've done nothing about it - just letting them fester in dodgy accomodation.
We have an international duty to offer asylum - as it is we do way less than other countries.
The quicker we process them, the quicker genuine cases can be integrated into society and start earning a living, paying tax etc etc

Quote: Chappers @ 5th May 2023, 10:18 PM

What? For allowing billions of migrants to cross the channel in boats?

It's about 0.001% of a billion this year up from 0.0005% last year.
Cost of Brexit is estimated at £100 billion a year in lost output.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-31/brexit-is-costing-the-uk-100-billion-a-year-in-lost-output

Peaceful protesters arrested already. Our descent into a fascist state going like clockwork I see.

https://deadline.com/2023/05/coronation-protesters-arrested-king-charles-1235358188/amp/

Death to the Aristos!!

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Quote: lofthouse @ 6th May 2023, 10:38 AM

Death to the Aristos!!

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So it's moved on from gaol your political opponents to death now has it?

Does everything just fly right over your head?

Or are you actually genuinely just being a bit dense?

Good grief...

I'm sure you anti-royalists think you are in the majority.
The crowds and viewing figures disprove that.

Certainly the nastiest and noisiest.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 6th May 2023, 12:53 PM

I'm sure you anti-royalists think you are in the majority.
The crowds and viewing figures disprove that.

Certainly the nastiest and noisiest.

No need to be sour. It all seems to have gone very smoothly.

Does his crown have that jewel that his family stole from the Indians? The Indians that his family colonised and murdered?

Bunch of thieving ,racist murdering, war mongering animals

I rest my case M'lud.

Shouldn't you be curtsying in front of the telly, sheep?

Baaaa

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 6th May 2023, 12:53 PM

I'm sure you anti-royalists think you are in the majority.
The crowds and viewing figures disprove that.

Not technically correct - unless the viewing figures are unexpectedly massive
But Anti-Royalists are unlikely to be in the majority.
I think the majority probably fall, much like myself. into the "Not that bothered " category.

Camilla looked very uncomfortable on that balcony with the crown on her head.

Quote: lofthouse @ 6th May 2023, 2:04 PM

Does his crown have that jewel that his family stole from the Indians? The Indians that his family colonised and murdered?

Bunch of thieving ,racist murdering, war mongering animals

Britain invaded India in 1604 so I'm fairly certain you can't blame Charlie, he's into protecting the planet. And he talks to his plants, apparently.

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