The 'kill all the cats' thing is amazing. Wish that had leaked at the time. Proper early-Covid Wild West vibes from it. Back when the government response was just to randomly leak the craziest idea from that day's Thought Camp to Robert Peston for him to then tweet entirely out of context to see how it went down with the general public.
Brick up nursing homes! Yes, and ho! Nationalise Pret a Manger! Yes, and ho! Cat genocide! Yes, and ho!