British Comedy Guide

I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,528

Liz truss has been speaking out about her 49 days in office

So it transpires that her mini budget disaster filled with billions of pounds of completely unfunded tax cuts was actually right- and everyone else is to blame for its failure

Well don't I have egg all over my face

There's me thinking it was her fault for going ahead with it despite warnings from every leading expert saying it would be a total disaster

Turns out she ISNT a total bloody idiot after all

Blimey

The woman is clearly deranged.
On a plus note, her return (or otherwise) will tear open all the barely healed woulds within the Tory party.
Such fun!

Danny Blanchflower doesn't agree with her. https://www.forexfactory.com/news/1180030-danny-blanchflower-criticizes-truss-and-says-short-the

And he should know. One of the greatest wing-halves to grace a football field.

If it has Tory stamped on it - he automatically detests it. (seems to be a common theme)

The news from Turkey this morning is effin' terrible, as the death toll rises by the day. Awful. Awful...............

5,000 dead and rising.
Poor bastards - the place had already been devastated by war and the consequential economic collapse.

Not just Turkey, important to remember part of Syria has been very badly effected too

And as it's already a war zone they won't be getting aid as much as Turkey

I see the mentally ill now want God to be gender-neutral.
The lord's prayer will have to have a re-write.

30p Lee given Deputy Chair of the Party.
Tories clearly worried about the Red Wall seats.
He might have to practice his joined-up writing though.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 8th February 2023, 7:35 AM

I see the mentally ill now want God to be gender-neutral.
The lord's prayer will have to have a re-write.

Our Whatever You Are, in heaven................

Quote: Lazzard @ 8th February 2023, 9:05 AM

30p Lee given Deputy Chair of the Party.
Tories clearly worried about the Red Wall seats.
He might have to practice his joined-up writing though.

The man is a ridiculous buffoon

So yep, the perfect candidate

I am starting to think Sunak is actually a bit stupid in the head

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 8th February 2023, 7:35 AM

I see the mentally ill now want God to be gender-neutral.
The lord's prayer will have to have a re-write.

I'm torn here.
1. God is a supreme being, encompassing everything, male and female, human and animal, animate and inanimate. The reconciliation of opposites. Can't be described by anything as narrow as gender. However...
2. It's all bollocks, there is no god.

It seems a bit weird thinking about God having a penis. And if we are made in God's image there would be no women, so it's logical that God would be genderfluid. Problem sorted.

Quote: Lazzard @ 8th February 2023, 9:05 AM

30p Lee given Deputy Chair of the Party.
Tories clearly worried about the Red Wall seats.
He might have to practice his joined-up writing though.

He won't even be an MP after next GE

Maybe he could try Lib Dems next

https://pollingreport.uk/seats/E14000535

Trump getting desperate now

He has now basically accused his GOP rival of being a nonce on his stoopid social media site

Share this page