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Quote: Lazzard @ 2nd May 2022, 10:54 AM

Ha!
What a pathetic rag The Daily Mail is.
In their hopeless attempt to stir up old news to distract from the mess the Tory's have got themselves into, they've used, as part of their 'evidence' of Starmer (not) breaking lockdown rules, a pic of him having a curry.
Trouble is, it's a badly cropped picture from 2015 - evidenced by the fact he's having a curry with the since sadly passed Frank Dobson.

Indeed.

I liked your David Icke post.

I'm a very big fan.

What's the time frame for David icke to come out and concede that covid vaccines aren't some sort of evil poison to kill off half the worlds population?

A 'Sexist of the Year' award was allegedly handed out at a lockdown-breaking Downing Street Christmas party.

The prize was reportedly presented during a mock ceremony at an illegal gathering at No10 in December 2020, the Times has reported.

What a bunch of sleezy dickheads!

Quote: lofthouse @ 2nd May 2022, 12:11 PM

What's the time frame for David icke to come out and concede that covid vaccines aren't some sort of evil poison to kill off half the worlds population?

A 'Sexist of the Year' award was allegedly handed out at a lockdown-breaking Downing Street Christmas party.

The prize was reportedly presented during a mock ceremony at an illegal gathering at No10 in December 2020, the Times has reported.

What a bunch of sleezy dickheads!

Well, his background is just the circus as mine is.

Parrish had few options on names when it came to picking one to explain his confusion between sex and agiculture.

I noted that one of the leading tractor brands is Escorts Limited.

He has now gone public and said he was looking up "Dominator".

So I guess his choice was between admitting to looking at a dominatrix site and one where he could consider which beauty in Central London he could conceivably pay for.

And in those circumstances he has presumably decided on the former in line with discussions or orders he has had with his lady wife.

Tory does something bad = scandal and should be removed.
Labour does something bad = a trivial matter and Tories did worse.

But I do love the Rayner episode. She was not at the party, sorry work meeting, oh we forgot, she was, and now we have remembered her boyfriend was there too. Now we think on, he had chicken vindaloo when the curry and booze arrived at ten pm.
Antony Jay and Jonathan Lynn couldn't have written a better episode.

As long as it helps you sleep at night, SG.
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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 2nd May 2022, 12:31 PM

Tory does something bad = scandal and should be removed.
Labour does something bad = a trivial matter and Tories did worse.

Not me.

I'm very even handed.

I've never bigged up Angela Rainmac's ginger growler in my life.

Daily Mail printed a picture of Starmer 'breaking covid rules'

He was sat eating with Frank Dobson

The same Dobson who died before covid even existed

Pathetic

Quote: Lazzard @ 2nd May 2022, 10:54 AM

Ha!
What a pathetic rag The Daily Mail is.
In their hopeless attempt to stir up old news to distract from the mess the Tory's have got themselves into, they've used, as part of their 'evidence' of Starmer (not) breaking lockdown rules, a pic of him having a curry.
Trouble is, it's a badly cropped picture from 2015 - evidenced by the fact he's having a curry with the since sadly passed Frank Dobson.

Quote: lofthouse @ 2nd May 2022, 3:12 PM

Daily Mail printed a picture of Starmer 'breaking covid rules'

He was sat eating with Frank Dobson

The same Dobson who died before covid even existed

Pathetic

It never ceases to amaze me which members of these forums have the Daily Mail high on their essential reading list.

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Quote: Billy Bunter @ 2nd May 2022, 4:11 PM

It never ceases to amaze me which members of these forums have the Daily Mail high on their essential reading list.

Know your enemy, BB.
Their f**kery has to be countered.

God knows how that woman ever got where she is.

She's like a salad of tripe that's been tossed in an alley by some old Fanny Ming Chow.

I susspose that when David Icke and I first took up unicycling and recorded on Tamla Motown together, I must have been aged........no, sod it. It's the May Bank Holiday and I really can't be arsed.

Or maybe paranoia...
From when did any newspaper tell the truth?
Or is it only true when you agree?

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 2nd May 2022, 6:14 PM

Or maybe paranoia...
From when did any newspaper tell the truth?
Or is it only true when you agree?

My newspaper does.

I publish it daily.

It's called The Troot.

Every single word in it is accurate.

The only thing is that I write it all in Jamaican patois so that only people who are prepared to work hard to hear the truth do.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 2nd May 2022, 6:14 PM

Or maybe paranoia...
From when did any newspaper tell the truth?
Or is it only true when you agree?

Facts are true.
Always have been.

Quote: Lazzard @ 2nd May 2022, 7:04 PM

Facts are true.
Always have been.

Except when it was a fact that Angela Rayner was not present at a campaigning event with Keir Starmer in Durham last April.

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