Quote: Lazzard @ 29th April 2022, 2:23 PMThree Words Wins!
Read my lips. No new taxes.
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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,390
An honest mistake
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he Conservative under investigation for allegedly watching pornography on his phone in the Commons chamber suggested he may have opened it accidentally as he rejected calls to stand down as an MP immediately.
I was at work the other day and mistakenly typed into google "busty blond milf gangbang"
It does happen
And here he is, discussing the mystery wanker - days before it turns out it was him.
David Icke is 70 today!
Which is, of course, is 193 in Lizard years.
Tractors - Escorts Group:
Parish porn prob ! Ex Con flashes in the Commons ! Conservative wanker !
And yet the Sun went with "Who is Neil Parish and is he married ?"
Maybe he accidentally typed in Combine Hardfist-her?
Quote: Sitcomfan64 @ 1st May 2022, 11:05 AMMaybe he accidentally typed in Combine Hardfist-her?
We've all been there.
If he'd watched porn sat next to my wife, justice would have been swift.
The perverted bastard.
I think he is a self torturer.
What was the points of him watchings it in publics when he hads to keeps his hands on his technologicals contraptions?
It doesn't make sense from his auto gnomics angles does it.
Unless theys have been hit by a touch of the gremlins.
Britain's domestic counter-intelligence agency MI5 is reportedly on 'high alert' amid the fears of Russian agents set to infiltrate the UK.
Threats include infrastructure attacks and operations to humiliate the UK government
They seem to be doing that themselves ok without the need for any help.
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 1st May 2022, 2:00 PMBritain's domestic counter-intelligence agency MI5 is reportedly on 'high alert' amid the fears of Russian agents set to infiltrate the UK.
Threats include infrastructure attacks and operations to humiliate the UK governmentThey seem to be doing that themselves ok without the need for any help.
Most Russian agents are homoerotics.
In the good old days, Mrs Slocombe's pussy would have easily seen them off.
Now, Bozoid will have to ask Angela Rainmac to do one of her turns.
Which will be a humiliation not only for her and for him but every one of us.
I thought I could be with her forever': 'Fictosexual man' who married a HOLOGRAM can no longer speak with his wife due to a software glitch:
Ha!
What a pathetic rag The Daily Mail is.
In their hopeless attempt to stir up old news to distract from the mess the Tory's have got themselves into, they've used, as part of their 'evidence' of Starmer (not) breaking lockdown rules, a pic of him having a curry.
Trouble is, it's a badly cropped picture from 2015 - evidenced by the fact he's having a curry with the since sadly passed Frank Dobson.