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You two need your own thread. 'Everything we hate about the government and Brexit that we didn't vote for or want and never shut up about.

You need one too

The 'blindly support this bunch of cretins no matter how many times they f**k up day after day , week after week'

Hahaha, very poor retort. 5/10. See me.

I have had my own thread for a long time now.

I widely recommend it.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 28th April 2022, 9:38 PM

You two need your own thread. 'Everything we hate about the government and Brexit that we didn't vote for or want and never shut up about.

Or, free speech, as it used to be called.
No, if it's all right with you, I'll continue to point out the blindingly obvious wherever possible.
You should start your own "Benefits of Brexit" thread, though.
This is a comedy forum, after all.

As in the words of Eric Idle in a famous Monty Python sketch 'Say no more wink wink nudge nudge

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The whole lot of them are lying, cheating, bastards who are just on the gravy train for their own gain.

We weren't in Lockdown on Starmer's birthday.
So there's that.

Hypocrisy, and that.

Starmer's a joke

We'll just have to wait for the results of the police investigation.
Oh - its already happened.
No rules were broken.

PS Any connections between the Non-dom owners of the paper publishing this piece and Labour promising to close the Non-dom loophole are entirely coincidental.

Whataboutism is up there with dead cat throwing as todays top political strategy of choice.

Starmer needs to up his game and start spelling out simple three word solutions to get us out of the shit that three word solutions have got us into.
He needs to come up with stuff like . 'No More Lies' 'Make Life Better' 'Better faster fairer' Its clear that the press are owned by the people who want this mayhem.
But despite all their headlines people will 'Feel' through them as the realities continue to bite.
There is not one thing on the horizon that feels like it could be good and today my gas bill went up £119 and I am far from alone in this and you can't eat headlines or spend them in shops with little stock and rising prices. Keep it simple keep it realistic and make it sound like a genuine hope for a future few working people can see.

As it stands Johnson and Truss would have a war to help their careers they are low level intellects with massive egos. JRM is blaming the civil service for anything to distract from his own jobs lack of news.
People are struggling and the one who even sounds like they can help them will prevail. Starmer has one thing Johnson has never had and that is integrity. But now he needs pizazz and simple messages of hope .

"Make Brexit Work" was one they had at the last Party Conference. I thought that was quite smart.
You don't fight it - just just unpick all the damaging bits.
But you're right.
Three Words Wins!

Do I think that an elected MP should be openly watching in Parliament pictures of thousands of naked octogenarians having relations with a moose, three antelopes and 56 and a half pigeons?

No - I most certainly do not.

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