Quote: sootyj @ September 14 2010, 9:03 PM BSTMake an endearingly ditzy remark about your cats and see if it breaks the tension?
My fattest little cat has some dandrufs. Is there a feline Head and Shoulders I can use, do you reckon?
Poor flakey cat.
Shave it.
(Doesn't make obvious inuendo joke but the sheer force of will makes Sootyj's eyes bleed).
I want to give her a lion cut!
Cat thinking
"If my owner gets stoned and razor happy again I'm taking a dump in his bong."
That's why you should keep your bong in the cupboard 
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 14 2010, 9:16 PM BSTThat's why you should keep your cat in the cupboard
I'm calling the cat's protection league on you !
Quote: sootyj @ September 14 2010, 8:52 PM BSTAnd yeh Bush was nice to the troops. Woohoo. The last photo of Hitler was him pinching the apple cheeks of a Hitler Youth about to get killed by the Reds.
Quote: DaButt @ September 14 2010, 8:52 PM BSTBut the insinuation that the criminal activity and depravity was caused by the invasion is ludicrous.
The invasion riled a lot of people. The toppling of Sadam's evil regime and its law and order apparatus, as well as animosity toward the invaders, prompted many to take the law into their own hands.
Quote: Kenneth @ September 14 2010, 10:27 PM BSTThe invasion riled a lot of people. The toppling of Sadam's evil regime and its law and order apparatus, as well as animosity toward the invaders, prompted many to take the law into their own hands.
That explains the Iraqi-on-coalition violence and I can completely understand attacks against an invading army. But Iraqi-on-Iraqi violence, Muslim-on-Muslim violence and attacks on the infrastructure of the nation fall outside of the realm of normalcy and decency and the blame for them lies squarely on the shoulders of militant Islamists, Syria, Iran and the remains of Saddam's Baath party.
Quote: DaButt @ September 14 2010, 8:11 PM BSTIt depends on the mindset of the individuals involved. Do you really think that you would take an electric drill to your neighbor's face if the cops stopped driving down your street? Would you strap a bomb to yourself and detonate it in the middle of a shopping center if you thought no one would stop you?
I wouldn't but there's a hell of a lot of scum in this country who would - and yours being a bigger country would also have a lot more.
Has anybody mentioned Lady Gaga's meat dress yet?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-11297832
I particularly like the shoes.
Quote: chipolata @ September 15 2010, 12:25 PM BSTHas anybody mentioned Lady Gaga's meat dress yet?
I admire that you resisted making a series of meat-based gynecological puns.
She is a ridiculous human being.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 15 2010, 12:36 PM BSTShe is a ridiculous human being.
But fun eh?
