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I read the news today oh boy! Page 224

Quote: zooo @ September 5 2010, 4:29 PM BST

Unimpressed

:D :P

Quote: Charley @ September 5 2010, 2:53 PM BST

Rooney has been shaging tutes again according to... The Daily Mail.

God I must read a few threads back before I post.

I also read about the author who picked & cooked a load of poisonous mushrooms & near killed his family. They have all had their kidneys f**ked.

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the poisonous ones

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the nice ones

The poisonous ones look like pure evil.
The nice ones look all plump and friendly.

Can't see how anyone could get confused. :)

So Zoo how do you find a boyfriend?

Quote: zooo @ September 5 2010, 8:26 PM BST

The poisonous ones look like pure evil.
The nice ones look all plump and friendly.

Can't see how anyone could get confused. :)

Does that really work?

Yay, I finally got my first sooty re-edit!

Quote: zooo @ September 5 2010, 8:26 PM BST

The poisonous ones look like pure evil.
The nice ones look all plump and friendly.

Can't see how anyone could get confused. :)

Yes, the edible ones look completely different, on the undersides. They were nutters to eat them. It's actually pretty hard to get a bad mushroom if you bother to find out the distinguishing features.

What do the mushrooms that get you high on look like then?

I need to pick me some of those mothers.

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I wouldn't recommend picking (and eating) anything unless you know exactly what it is.

Quote: zooo @ September 5 2010, 8:35 PM BST

Yay, I finally got my first sooty re-edit!

ahoy I didnt change a smidgeon

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 5 2010, 11:19 PM BST
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I wouldn't recommend picking (and eating) anything unless you know exactly what it is.

They look like sperm. Sick

Quote: sootyj @ September 5 2010, 11:27 PM BST

ahoy I didnt change a smidgeon

Well, out of context quotage, then. :)

Quote: Charley @ September 5 2010, 11:28 PM BST

They look like sperm. Sick

Funny, they taste like shit.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 5 2010, 11:37 PM BST

Funny, they taste like shit.

Yup. They are sperm then.

Quote: zooo @ September 5 2010, 11:31 PM BST

Well, out of context quotage, then. :)

Thank you, that's the true art.

New Zealand have said they don't need any help from the international community following their earthquake. Maybe Pakistan should take note!

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