Quote: Will Cam @ September 2 2010, 12:06 AM BSTAaron, you seem to have gone a bit mental with correct grammar and punctuation. Are we due a visit from Ofcomsite?
Nope.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 223
7.2 earthquake in Christchurch, New Zealand. This could be bad. 
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2010atbj.php
Yip, yip !
Fnaar, fnaar !
"I never imagined Wayne Rooney would ever be one of my clients. I know a lot of people call him Shrek but he's actually not that ugly when you're sat in front of him."
Quote: Oldrocker @ September 5 2010, 1:18 AM BST"Wayne certainly enjoyed all our meetings and didn't seem to care what he was doing to his wife.
"I think he believes he's invincible and untouchable. As a woman, I wouldn't like that done to me.../
...yet she's quite happy taking money to be involved in causing that pain.
I didn't read the news today (oh boy) as the BBC website appears to be down.
Interesting; it's been working fine all day until now!
Rooney has been shaging tutes again according to... The Daily Mail.
God I must read a few threads back before I post.
I also read about the author who picked & cooked a load of poisonous mushrooms & near killed his family. They have all had their kidneys f**ked.
Quote: DaButt @ September 5 2010, 2:43 PM BSTI didn't read the news today (oh boy) as the BBC website appears to be down.
Been down for about the last hour so far.
probably been a coup
Quote: Charley @ September 5 2010, 2:53 PM BSTI also read about the author who picked & cooked a load of poisonous mushrooms & near killed his family. They have all had their kidneys f**ked.
Moron. Another reason why you shouldn't eat stuff that just grows willy-nilly. Especially if they're mushrooms. They look like lumps of rotting cadaver flesh for a reason.
I like mushrooms, but I would never eat one that I found in a field!
I had those warnings drummed into me when I was little, so I'm quite scared of wild mushrooms. 
rational fear
Quote: zooo @ September 5 2010, 4:24 PM BSTI like mushrooms, but I would never eat one that I found in a field!
I had those mushrooms rammed into me when I was little, so I'm quite scared of wild mushrooms.
Quote: Aaron @ September 5 2010, 4:11 PM BSTAnother reason why you shouldn't eat stuff that just grows willy-nilly. Especially if they're mushrooms.
To be fair, willynilly is one of the more exotic types of mushroom.