British Comedy Guide

I read the news today oh boy! Page 221

Yeah, I think the key is that they're not famous before winning...

My mother always said I'd go far, but she did'nt reckon on the price of postage going up, so I was returned to sender. Parcel tape is as good as anything I know on the market for removing unwanted hairs, especially around the wrists, ankles and mouth >_<

Quote: Aaron @ August 31 2010, 9:17 PM BST

Depressing, how different countries halt and block progress like that.

I would suggest that the oil companies have already bought various "technology" advancements.

A man suffered flash burns after he accidentally blew himself up trying to kill a spider.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7973024/Man-blows-himself-up-trying-to-kill-a-spider.html

Quote: Tuumble @ August 31 2010, 11:00 PM BST

A man suffered flash burns after he accidentally blew himself up trying to kill a spider.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7973024/Man-blows-himself-up-trying-to-kill-a-spider.html

Laughing out loud What a f**king dickhead.

What a divvy.

That Thorium story is very interesting. Hope someone pilots it soon.

Price leaves "sex message" for 13-year-old

McBirney added: "I just wanted an autograph. I got Patrick Moore and Brian May's autographs from book signings and they never wrote anything rude."

Laughing out loud I'd have loved it if Moore had.

"To Jack and his brown star. Patrick."

" she asked the teenager: "Are you staring at my t*ts?" "

Well he wouldn't be there for her sparkling personality, would he?

That story has given me happies.

Funny yes.

She really is the most strange and fowl creature ever. Her interview in the Guardian was frankly mind boggling.

I generally pay little attention. She is a real life cartoon character, and makes no contribution to the world.

She makes a vast contribution just not a very good one.

Bit like me and this forum.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 1 2010, 11:11 AM BST

Price leaves "sex message" for 13-year-old

Oops!

My guilty secret (although it's not actually a secret) is that I love watching her and Pete's reality shows.
Prefered it when they were together though. Her new husband is a bit rubbish.

Quote: zooo @ September 1 2010, 1:17 PM BST

Her new husband is a bit rubbish.

His face doesn't look quite real at times, like he has prosthetics on, but he doesn't. Unless he does and it's Pete under there all along, and at the end of the very final episode he'll tear his face off and reveal all.

Lady Gaga set to be ordained: http://new.uk.music.yahoo.com/blogs/pop_gossip/8861/lady-gaga-to-become-minister/

Jesus. Christ.

Yet the US still have a problem with Gay marriage...

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