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I read the news today oh boy! Page 208

Quote: Kenneth @ August 22 2010, 11:22 AM BST

If urban cat owners allow their pet to roam outdoors (beyond their garden fence) then their kitty will run the risk of being run over or attacked by another animal.

It's a bit hard to stop them though. I wish it wasn't. :(
I'd love a cat that genuinely wanted to just stay in the house the whole time, nice and safe.

Just means you've got door mice for it to kill at home.

Quote: zooo @ August 22 2010, 11:29 AM BST

I'd love a cat that genuinely wanted to just stay in the house the whole time, nice and safe.

This is what you need then:

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I'm all for pets spending as much time as possible outdoors (except when it's cold or wet or night) so they can exercise and have fun.

There are a lot of cats that don't like the outdoors. Fat, old ones usually. All they want to do is sit on your lap and get stroked.

More people should adopt these from cat homes, instead of just the cute little kittens.

Our cats are all house cats- they've never shown any interest in the outside. Lola's too fat and stupid to be let out.

Has she thought of running for government?

She thought about it briefly, but then she rolled onto her back for a tummy scratch instead.

1,600,000 voted in that stupid BT advert vote.

Is the government aware who these insanely, dangerously gullible people are?

Also lets not tell the kid's I'm pregnant? That's just f**ked up.

I think we may need to cull 1,600,000 members of the British public.

There is far too much talk about cats on this website. You weirdos.

There's not enough talk about cats, if you ask me. CATS CATS CATS.

My fattest cat is being very meowy and won't shut up.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 22 2010, 8:25 PM BST

My fattest cat is being very meowy and won't shut up.

Don't tell the kids, but she's pregnant.

Did you vote on that?

Quote: zooo @ August 22 2010, 8:34 PM BST

Don't tell the kids, but she's pregnant.

I'd be surprised; I've had her bits out !

Quote: sootyj @ August 22 2010, 8:04 PM BST

1,600,000 voted in that stupid BT advert vote.

Is the government aware who these insanely, dangerously gullible people are?

Also lets not tell the kid's I'm pregnant? That's just f**ked up.

Ugh! That makes me just angry. Stupid f**kers, the adverts and the voters.

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