So what happened?
The biggest winners on a night in which the Brexit Party got the most seats were young left wing people aged 18-24. There is now the prospect of an end to freedom of movement which has been so devastating to climate change.
Furthermore, all the new housing can be freed up for Britain's youth. That is, rather than for the millions of people who arrived in this country on planes spewing out CO2 only last week.
It was also good news for people of ethnicity with BXP's Mr Habib being elected in London. Once he has filled in the necessary form, he hopes to be permitted to enter the Parliament building in Brussels.
The building has traditionally been known locally as "Whitey Town". However, the security staff there are expected this morning to put that name to a confirmatory vote involving only themselves.
Ann Widdecombe was among several ground breaking ladies who showed by winning that, yes, politics can sometimes also be for the gals. That was great news not only for young women but all the hormonal 14 year old males who while not eligible to vote yet will no doubt linger on the moment.
And in one of the other more memorable moments of the night, the ghost of Tony Benn was elected in the form of Revolutionary Communist Claire Fox. This is the first ghost that has ever been elected and hopefully it will not be the last.
There was a bit of good news too for the stinking rich following the death of the Conservative Party. In Kensington and Chelsea, Westminster, Richmond On Thames and Islington, not to mention the gated mansions of Streatham and Brixton although I just did, it was the Lib Dems who were able to show that they are now the party who put billionaire toffs first.
The Green Party also did well with many of their supporters taking the time to vote in a brief break from writing travel blogs. and breaking every known law.
This meant that there were few people in the capital blocking the path of ambulances which proved to be a life saver for Mr Corbyn's Labour Party, Around midnight, it was rushed into A and E and for a couple of hours it was unclear if it would pull through. But it was just about saved by an immediate decision to abandon all future elections. Instead it will officially become the BBC.
Change UK changed nothing but its supporters were jubilant at the equal failure of UKIP and the independent Tommy Robinson. There is now likely not only to be a nationwide cap on dubious jokes but much greater freedom of sexual expression for orgy loving people of the Islamic faith.
Working class oik Robinson complained that his poor performance was a consequence of being silenced by the establishment media. But this was dismissed by Remainers as a diversion from their key objective which is to work closely with all the proper fascists who topped the polls in Hungary, Italy and France.
Welsh Nationalists did quite well and it appears that similar revolutionaries in Scotland and Ireland have had a very good night indeed. Their votes, though, have not been counted yet as such places are on the irrelevant fringes until it reaches the point of civil war when obviously the tanks will be rolled in.
Finally, on purely procedural matters, no exit polls for the UK were published here between Thursday and Sunday as this was forbidden under EU rules. However a Netherlands poll was sensibly published entirely unlawfully on Thursday.
This, as anticipated earlier, was purely on the grounds that the centre parties did well there and that this should unfairly influence voters in other countries without any option for legal recourse.
It was the second part of the secret initiative agreed at Davos which also led to the fixed vote at the Eurovision Song Contest. That for moral reasons placed the skunk smokers first and the historical creators of modern democracy firmly in last place.
