British Comedy Guide

I read the news today oh boy! Page 2

Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2008, 10:51 PM GMT

You know any Somali pirates getting taken alive are automatically offered asylum in the UK.

Even more reason that they should just be shot.

Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2008, 10:51 PM GMT

You know any Somali pirates getting taken alive are automatically offered asylum in the UK.

The U.S. is talking about closing Gitmo, so perhaps we can give it to you guys and they can spend their days in Guantanamo Bay, UK?

Ordinairly I'd not agree.

But I don't want my swimming pool taken over by pirates.

Quote: DaButt @ November 12 2008, 10:55 PM GMT

The U.S. is talking about closing Gitmo, so perhaps we can give it to you guys and they can spend their days in Guantanamo Bay, UK?

I wish, it's a Catch 22.

As they commited a crime in Somali waters, they should be tried there.

Where they would be sentenced to death.

The UK doesn't have the death sentence and so can not send any one to a country where they may face it.

It's why you can't get your hands on our Jihadis.

'Cos you'd kill them you stinkers.

Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2008, 10:57 PM GMT

It's why you can't get your hands on our Jihadis.

'Cos you'd kill them you stinkers.

With smiles on our faces.

...do you have a swimming pool?

That's why none of them like you.

Quote: zooo @ November 12 2008, 11:03 PM GMT

...do you have a swimming pool?

No but my local council pool has a giant inflatable that could be used a pirate ship I reckon.

Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2008, 11:04 PM GMT

No but my local council pool has a giant inflatable that could be used a pirate ship I reckon.

Laughing out loud

Ship (no pun intended) 'em back. I don't give a shit if they are executed. Perhaps all the better for it.

Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2008, 11:04 PM GMT

That's why none of them like you.

Aww, we've hurt the feelings of the poor widdle tewwowists.

Laughing out loud

Oh dear. It's all conflict around here tonight. :)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/7727337.stm

I am bloody sick of plainly guilty murderers coming up with silly defensives.

Maybe not the noose for murder, but certainly for stupid defense pleading.

o_O

Imagine they are puzzled eyes.

zooo knows all.

I would say it's hilarious, but then if it wasn't for the Internet I'd have never had any relationship.

Shocking what happened in Mubia innit, commando style raid by AQ affiliates. Could that happen in London?

Also BabyP it would appear was killed near where I live.

Some one's been putting posters of the as unnamed mum of BabyP on bus shelters and stuff.

Chilling.

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