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Quote: Briosaid @ 24th May 2018, 10:48 PM

Oh, nòooo! Not Morgan Freeman.

A few years ago there were rumors that he was romantically involved with his step-granddaughter. She was later murdered.

I've heard rumors that Harvey Weinstein will be arrested tomorrow. Good.

Quote: Briosaid @ 24th May 2018, 10:48 PM

Oh, nòooo! Not Morgan Freeman.

Why are you really so surprised? Why should be any different to any other Hollywood stars?

Quote: Chappers @ 24th May 2018, 11:51 PM

Why are you really so surprised? Why should be any different to any other Hollywood stars?

Because he's one of my idols.

Surely you mean ex idols? He's admitted perving.

Nice little story about one of these insidious little table top robot f**ks stitching its masters up by recording their conversations and then sending them to someone on their phone list. Laughing out loud The only shame is it wasn't anything compromising or naughty. :(

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 25th May 2018, 3:48 AM

Surely you mean ex idols? He's admitted perving.

Nice little story about one of these insidious little table top robot f**ks stitching its masters up by recording their conversations and then sending them to someone on their phone list. Laughing out loud The only shame is it wasn't anything compromising or naughty. :(

Unfortunately you're right. He is an 'ex', but It won't stop me watching 'Shawshank' again.

Tommy Robinson locked up on a trumped up charge.
All media silenced.
Didn't the brown shirts start this way?

Who's Tommy Robinson?

Oh you'll like him, ex leader of the Keep England English Party or the EDL for short. Advocates compulsory morris dancing classes for all Scots, Welsh and Irish living here. :)

Quote: Briosaid @ 25th May 2018, 12:11 AM

Because he's one of my idols.

I bet you're really gutted then because it wouldn't have take much for him to shag you. He's obviously not fussy.

The press like to give the NHS some unfair criticism but would you like an invoice like this from an hospital in the USA.
A pregnant woman had to have a C-section and the bill was $13.000. The insurance didn't cover it all so she had to pay the remainder.
And to cap it all - the highlighted part, $40 to pass the baby to her.

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New series of Roseanne has been cancelled because of some Tweets by Roseanne Barr. Hadn't even seen any of the new series yet.

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 29th May 2018, 7:49 PM

New series of Roseanne has been cancelled because of some Tweets by Roseanne Barr. Hadn't even seen any of the new series yet.

Staggering accusation she made about Soros grassing up jews during the second and benefiting from the stolen wealth.
I should think hes obliged to call out the praetorian legals at a million quid an hour.

If you reading this Mr Soros or Ms Barr I didnt quite know where to put the word 'alleged' in [Fannits]

I've just read what the tweet said and I cannot believe someone could even think that let alone share it on social media. It makes me wonder if Roseanne really did tweet that and is the kind of person who thinks that's funny. It's a shame for everyone else involved that it's been cancelled and it will forever tarnish the name of Roseanne Barr. I'm sure the U.S President will find something positive to come out of it though.

She was probably coked up or something -not that I know what that is.
People dont like Soros - she will probably do alright though. there was a dinner lady like her at a place I worked at once.
I always had the right money

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 29th May 2018, 8:13 AM

The press like to give the NHS some unfair criticism but would you like an invoice like this from an hospital in the USA.
A pregnant woman had to have a C-section and the bill was $13.000. The insurance didn't cover it all so she had to pay the remainder.
And to cap it all - the highlighted part, $40 to pass the baby to her.

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If she didn't pay up they should've put it back.

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