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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,889

Quote: A Horseradish @ 13th February 2017, 3:25 PM

Reggae artist Judge Dread.

Un and Il went up the hill
In what one senses was a lather
With a nuke nuke here and a nuke nuke there
Give the dog a bone and rub in ambre solaire
Chim chim charoo......how's your father?

Was that Big '84?

Quote: Frankie Rage @ 13th February 2017, 3:32 PM

Was that Big '84?

Big '99.

Appropriately, Un was born in 1984.

It was recorded when he was based in Switzerland.

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After his Mickey Mouse ears period and at the start of his dope running to and from Trenchtown.

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That was where he allegedly didn't meet a young Barack Obama.

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The news today "his half-brother is dead".

It's only rhyming slang for Judge Dread.

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My post went rapidly by bot to Malaysia.

Since when it has been verified by Coded Leaks to Enhance International Security.

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Laughing out loud

Obama looks quite a rascal in his younger years. But a loveable one. :D

It was all rather nice - John Le Mesurier

Quote: Frankie Rage @ 14th February 2017, 4:52 PM

It was all rather nice - John Le Mesurier

It must have been great to have been him..............or to have been a close friend. :)

Quote: zooo @ 11th February 2017, 1:59 PM

Fair enough, if that's factual (and not just something else we're seeing on the internet).
Don't forget they also shot Doc. F**king Libyans.

To be fair though, when Trumpists are screeching FAKE NEWS after every single thing people say (whether clearly factual and already seen on tape by millions, or otherwise - like the image I posted in good faith may well be) the claim fake news starts to lose its credibility somewhat.

Maybe you could agree on a new phrase to use when it's actually fake. ;)

Don't forget the Spicey tagline "ALTERNATIVE FACTS" when he and his ilk are caught in a lie.

Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest
- Paul Simon

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th February 2017, 11:59 PM

It must have been great to have been him..............or to have been a close friend. :)

Yes, also nice to have lived in the era when John Le Mesurier was in his prime, just to see him perform.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 14th February 2017, 2:52 PM

Laughing out loud

Obama looks quite a rascal in his younger years. But a loveable one. :D

Yes indeed.

But he was never a rude boy like Trump.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ 15th February 2017, 10:11 AM

Yes, also nice to have lived in the era when John Le Mesurier was in his prime, just to see him perform.

Watched "The Lift" last week where JLM was the Air Marshall and enters the fray at the stuck lift :-

TH Hello the Air Force is here

JLM What's happening. What's wrong. Trouble with the lift? Anybody pressed the button?

TH Do you know, we hadn't thought of that. Press the button, you see the military mind...........of course we've pressed the button, what do you think we have been doing - pulling it up by the rope?

JLM Well let me have a go, perhaps you haven't been pushing it hard enough.

TH All right, go on then, you have a go...........go on, pretend it's a rocket; you'd enjoy that wouldn't you. Go on - five, four, three, two, one...............No still on the launch pad.

Great British Comedy. :)

Yes, indeed! Laughing out loud

Humble man that he was he was joking about himself being irritated by the engraving on his Bafta award that said: "John Le Mesurier. Traitor."
:D

Really a lovely man.

I've read his book, his wife Joan's book, Freddie Hancock's, Hattie Jacques' and in all of them he comes over as the most laid back person you could ever meet. A man to whom DIY would be an utter anathema and could not even boil an egg without it turning into a disaster, and so persuaded everyone he met to do these things for him.

Really that useless? Or a very clever and very, very, very relaxed and laid back man.

Wilson! Get a haircut! You're not a violin player, you know? Laughing out loud

Watching Trump on the News. What's next? State control of the press in the US?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 16th February 2017, 4:17 PM

Wilson! Get a haircut! You're not a violin player, you know? Laughing out loud

:) "Would you mind awfully...................." - Script writers picking up on actor's character methinks as G&S did with Hancock.

A lesson for today's scriptwriters?

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