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I read the news today oh boy! Page 184

Quote: zooo @ July 26 2010, 12:49 PM BST

I suppose you want the big kids to go to school naked! You perv!

Please, zooo! There's a time and place for light-hearted tomfoolery, and this forum isn't it!

Quote: zooo @ July 26 2010, 12:49 PM BST

I suppose you want the big kids to go to school naked! You perv!

He does. He told me in a PM, where he also provided some unsolicited up-skirts photos. I was appalled! I don't even know what that means!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 26 2010, 1:13 PM BST

He does. He told me in a PM, where he also provided some unsolicited up-skirts photos. I was appalled! I don't even know what that means!

Hey up, Profanity Pete's arrived!

Quote: chipolata @ July 26 2010, 1:18 PM BST

Hey up, Profanity Pete's arrived!

Thanks for that stunning piece of alliteration. I've learnt so much during our time together.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 26 2010, 1:24 PM BST

Thanks for that stunning piece of alliteration. I've learnt so much during our time together.

You're in a crabby mood today.

Also, I notice this piece from the front page of the site. Have we become a little bit tabloid or something?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1297415/Patrick-Kielty-steps-statuesque-blonde-night-London.html

http://www.culture.gov.uk/news/media_releases/7297.aspx

UK Film Council to be abolished:

Quote: chipolata @ July 26 2010, 1:27 PM BST

You're in a crabby mood today.

That'll be down to me being a total c**t, I'm afraid. No known cure.

First full-face transplant. I thought it was really nice of Matt Lucas to donate his face. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-10765005

Flipping heck.

It actually does really remind me of someone from TV, but I can't think who.

(as well as Matt Lucas) ;)

It could possibly be Steve Pemberton's character in Psychoville. 'I done a bad murder'

Quote: zooo @ July 26 2010, 4:05 PM BST

Flipping heck.

It actually does really remind me of someone from TV, but I can't think who.

Cheryl Cole ?

Quote: zooo @ July 26 2010, 4:05 PM BST

Flipping heck.

It actually does really remind me of someone from TV, but I can't think who.

David Guest.

Ha!

Bloody hell: Errr http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3069604/Baby-drowned-during-baptism.html

(not that I was reading The Sun website...)

Quote: zooo @ July 26 2010, 8:21 PM BST

Ha!

Bloody hell: Errr http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3069604/Baby-drowned-during-baptism.html

(not that I was reading The Sun website...)

Fook me. The parents are to blame anyhoo. Who lets someone dunk your baby in water three times.

Quote: Nogget @ July 24 2010, 6:06 AM BST

"India unveils prototype for $35 touch-screen computer"

Glamorous!

Image

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-10740817

It looks like someone has spunked all over the screen!

Quote: zooo @ July 26 2010, 8:21 PM BST

Ha!
Bloody hell: Errr http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3069604/Baby-drowned-during-baptism.html

(not that I was reading The Sun website...)

Thankfully baptism is a Christian tradition or else this story would lead to weeks of talk radio blabber-mouths and tabloid columnists banging on what a barbaric medieval practice it is, how it is carried out by terrorists and should be banned.

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