I read the news today oh boy! Page 183
Quote: zooo @ July 20 2010, 8:32 PM BSTSo are dogs.
A person who will drown an animal which is minding its own business, just because it doesn't fit in with his plans is a f**kwit.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38376048/ns/us_news-weird_news
How you deal with squirrels properly.
Ewwww!
That's me decided not to watch the video then! 
It's not a video; it's beer, justice and cruelty the perfect cocktail!
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38268129/ns/today-foodwine/?GT1=43001
To all you aetheists definitive proof there is a God!
WOW.
I would try one.
Isn't there a danger Leevil will get his stuck in one and die?
"India unveils prototype for $35 touch-screen computer"
Glamorous!
hee hee its an ipad!
(CNN) -- If you think you've heard it all, follow this tale of a hungry black bear who went for a ride, literally.
Douglas County (Colorado) Sheriff's deputies early Friday got a call about a honking car and a commotion inside. Perhaps it was teenagers or a thief, they thought as they approached Ralph Story's 2008 Toyota Corolla.
It turns out it was a thief, albeit the furry variety.
The deputies' first clue to something unusual was that the car was 125 feet below its normal parking spot in the driveway of the Storys' Larkspur home, which sits on five acres.
Imagine their further surprise when they turned on their flashlights and got a peek inside.
It was a full-grown black bear, also known as ursus americanus.
The deputies had earlier received a call from a neighbor. She had heard honking and came up to the Story home, where the family was asleep. She noticed the car was rocking back and both and she called deputies shortly after 3 a.m., according to spokeswoman Michelle Rademacher of the Sheriff's Department in the community 45 miles south of Denver.
Story said the bear was probably drawn to a peanut butter sandwich left inside by his 17-year-old son Ben. He said the family didn't realize what was going on until deputies arrived and the neighbor came back and called them. By then the car was no longer in the driveway.
Incredulous, Story, his wife and three teen children -- who have lived in Larkspur for 17 years -- rushed outside to see the red Toyota down the hill and near a tree.
Somehow, the bear had either opened the unlocked back door or pushed a window down to get inside. Understandably agitated, it bumped into the horn repeatedly and eventually knocked the car's gear into neutral. The Toyota rolled down the hill. The door added to the bear's indignity by closing at some point during the ordeal.
A sergeant and two deputies who arrived on the scene "were stymied on how to proceed," Story said.
They considered a tranquilizer or shooting the bear, whose gender is unknown. "Public safety is our primary concern," Rademacher said.
Finally, the officers decided the best outcome for all would be to keep everyone safe and let the bear live to see more adventures.
After taking pictures, one of them tied a long rope to a door handle and pulled. After a few moments, Story said, the bear bounded out around 5 a.m., at least two hours after it had got inside.
It left a foul-smelling "present" on the front seat.
The Toyota was trashed, with its air bags, seats and stereo torn to shreds. It's a total loss.
Ben Story told a reporter he was scared when the family rushed outside to see the car was gone.
"My dad is going to kill me. My car is gone. I didn't lock it. He said it was stolen."
Rademacher said deputies have enough experience not to be shocked during a day's work. But this will make for a great memory.
Ralph Story admitted the incident was pretty comical. He's glad the animal got away and no one was hurt.
"There's a bear in the car. Who are you gonna get mad at?"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/snooker/8852020.stm
Not a total surprise.
Just listening to Jeremy Vine talking about Marks and Spencers new range of supersize school uniforms. 41 inch waist trousers for children! 
I suppose you want the big kids to go to school naked! You perv!