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I read the news today oh boy! Page 180

We need to bring in some Sharks to wipe out the Grey Squirrels.

Yeah, parasailing sharks with machine guns.

I've been reading about that poor Rottie that was murdered.
I hope they find those responsible and lock them up for years.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 20 2010, 8:42 PM BST

F**k.In.Hell. Look at that donkey go! :O Disgusting behaviour. Of course, if it wasn't a furry/nice creature no one would give a f**k.

Don't be an ass! :P

:P

*straps a crocodile to a handglider to prove a point*

Donkeys are hardly the cutest or most attractive animal in the world!

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I think it looks very happy.

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I can hear you 'Awwing' from here. :P

SO CUTE!!!!

Quote: zooo @ July 20 2010, 9:03 PM BST

Donkeys are the cutest and most sexually attractive animal in the world!

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that explains so much

Quote: sootyj @ July 20 2010, 8:27 PM BST

Squirrels are vermin

Aye. When I was in Scotland, some locals would catch grey squirrels in traps and then drown them, as they regarded them as vermin that spread disease and had put the native red squirrels on the brink of extinction.

Wankers. :)

Quote: zooo @ July 20 2010, 10:08 PM BST

Wankers. :)

I don't know if their little arms are long enough.

Quote: Chappers @ July 20 2010, 10:13 PM BST

I don't know if their little arms are long enough.

Aw, as if they don't have enough problems!

Quote: Chappers @ July 20 2010, 10:13 PM BST

I don't know if their little arms are long enough.

Laughing out loud

They should have their nuts removed, that'll stop them.

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