Hee, that was on the front page of one of my local papers today!
I read the news today oh boy! Page 18
Henman: It's a ball of worms. They usually live above ground (well, in the ground... not in sewers), but have somehow got down there, and so are all clinging together. They're all wrapped up so tight that when one twitches, for lack of a better word, all of the others follow in a massive chain reaction, thus looking like a living, pulsing organism.
(No puns intended.)
Quote: Leevil @ July 8 2009, 6:49 PM BSTNot sure if this has been posted but - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8138665.stm
Wookey Hole - Han Solo's favourite place.
Quote: zooo @ July 8 2009, 6:53 PM BSTHee, that was on the front page of one of my local papers today!
Burn her! Burn her!
*she turned me into a newt... I got better*
Death by chocolate!
Oh good god, what a way to go!
Quote: Bad dog @ July 9 2009, 9:03 AM BSTDeath by chocolate!
Almost as tragic as this:
Quote: DaButt @ July 9 2009, 1:23 PM BSTAlmost as tragic as this:
But I bet you'd have liked to have been around for this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Beer_Flood
This is my doctor's! 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8141682.stm
Jude lives in dah ghetto bruv.
Quote: JuliaC @ July 9 2009, 5:10 PM BSTThis is my doctor's!
Eep!
And finally...
A nice happy bit of news to stave off depression (I'm looking at you, Rob D!) 
I used to have a budgie but I fell uncomfortable keeping birds caged now.
Parents spend a fortune sending triplet daughters to a school prom. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1198614/A-rite-passage-stayed-America-say-parents-shelled-1-160-send-triplets-school-prom.html
Not being nasty, but they could have looked the same on £150.
Or less!
F**k's sake.