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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th November 2015, 4:16 PM GMT

So pleased for you Loopey. :)

Thank you. We're going to see some of them tomorrow and I will be giving them biggest hugs ever.

Quote: Loopey @ 15th November 2015, 5:09 PM GMT

Thank you. We're going to see some of them tomorrow and I will be giving them biggest hugs ever.

Ahhh, and a bit of a knees up I hope. :)

Is Ken Livingstone a lunatic who should be placed in a crackers home?

No. He's a cunning swine who should be locked up (or gagged) for OUR safety.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 22nd November 2015, 12:05 AM GMT

Is Ken Livingstone a lunatic who should be placed in a crackers home?

Are you saying Red Ken should be in a crack den ? Surely he just needs to visit his Dr?

Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 22nd November 2015, 12:41 PM GMT

Are you saying Red Ken should be in a crack den ? Surely he just needs to visit his Dr?

:)

I met him once.

I had to give him my name and he had to write my name down. When I told him my name, he asked me how he should spell my first name which was bizarre as it is a very well-known English first name. So I told him and when he wrote it down he still spelt it wrongly. My impression was he didn't listen and/or was just thick.

Bizarre? That is a bizarre first name.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 22nd November 2015, 1:18 PM GMT

Bizarre? That is a bizarre first name.

:D

Not really. I was named after the Wedding Present album "Bizarro". My parents had special powers and were able to see into future decades so they knew the band would form many years later and release that album.

However, they agreed that the male form would end with an "e" rather than an "o" with reference to other names including "Livingstone" which would not doubt have been "Livingstono" had he been a Joy or Helen.

They were reasonably able in that way, my Mum and Dad Berserkero and Berserkere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D-9X3ooFvo (o)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcn0dQWRshE (E)

Quote: A Horseradish @ 22nd November 2015, 12:05 AM GMT

Is Ken Livingstone a lunatic who should be placed in a crackers home?

What has he done now?

Quote: A Horseradish @ 22nd November 2015, 1:22 PM GMT

:D

Not really. I was named after the Wedding Present album "Bizarro".

Not the character in Superman?

Quote: Chappers @ 22nd November 2015, 9:11 PM GMT

Not the character in Superman?

Supermane.

The one in which Koemano is a woman and leaves his key player bizarroly on a Southampton bench.

http://superman.wikia.com/wiki/Bizarro

Quote: Chappers @ 22nd November 2015, 10:58 PM GMT

http://superman.wikia.com/wiki/Bizarro

Well, I never!

As in never......but what the f..k!

52 is the new 98! :D

Quote: A Horseradish @ 23rd November 2015, 2:23 AM GMT

Well, I never!

As in never......but what the f..k!

52 is the new 98! :D

You'd never seen any Superman Bizzaro stories? What about Mr Mxyzptlk?

Mr Mxyzptlk.

Yes.

He was the second Kurdish taxi driver.

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