British Comedy Guide

I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,769

Yes, at the doping test.

With this massive refugee crisis, what are all the filthy rich Arab states doing about it? Why is it such a European problem?

Quote: dellas @ 24th September 2015, 9:29 AM BST

Zooo, Do swimmers break into a sweat?? ;)

Lol, I'm sure they do! They're just self-cleaning.

Quote: zooo @ 24th September 2015, 12:17 PM BST

They're just self-cleaning.

That's what you call weeing in the pool.

Sick

Is that a sport? Involves some exertion.

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Ha! Irons and Fry in Switzerland!

Every time I see Jeremy Irons, all I can think of is him painting his Irish castle rose pink, the plonker.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 24th September 2015, 9:14 PM BST

Every time I see Jeremy Irons, all I can think of is him painting his Irish castle rose pink, the plonker.

Arse! Was there no law to stop him?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 24th September 2015, 8:28 PM BST

Ha! Irons and Fry in Switzerland!

Dignitas on a roll?

Quote: Tursiops @ 24th September 2015, 10:24 PM BST

Dignitas on a roll?

Cheeky! :D

Let's hope Sepp likes porridge. ;)

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 25th September 2015, 5:22 PM BST

Let's hope Sepp likes porridge. ;)

And let's hope they throw the book at the little shit.

Angelina has been shopping again. This time a Syrian. he is one of three and she would've loved to take them all. Instead she's dragged the poor kid away from his brothers having already lost his parents.

They ain't f**king trophies you stupid selfish cow,

Quote: Chappers @ 26th September 2015, 6:29 PM BST

They ain't f**king trophies you stupid selfish cow,

So f**king true. But there still are people who think she's Mother Theresa.

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