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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,763

Quote: Chappers @ 24th August 2015, 7:33 PM BST

I fear we might get 4 times as much shit.

Yeah.
And in four different directions.
That much harder to dodge.

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Quote: Oldrocker @ 31st August 2015, 12:49 AM BST
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The one on the right is that Carlton Banks?

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Quote: Oldrocker @ 31st August 2015, 12:49 AM BST
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Looks like Gatlin would win in the willie stakes.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 31st August 2015, 10:31 AM BST

Looks like Gatlin would win in the willie stakes.

Why are you looking there?

Do you mean a Gatling Gun?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 31st August 2015, 10:31 AM BST

Looks like Gatlin would win in the willie stakes.

Lucky old Bromell!

Quote: Chappers @ 31st August 2015, 1:31 PM BST

Why are you looking there?

It's like a car crash, you can't avoid rubber necking - bet you do the same.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 31st August 2015, 2:39 PM BST

It's like a car crash, you can't avoid rubber necking - bet you do the same.

Yes, only when you download the picture and print it out and keep the picture in your wallet, that's when it starts to be a bit creepy.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 31st August 2015, 2:50 PM BST

Yes, only when you download the picture and print it out and keep the picture in your wallet, that's when it starts to be a bit creepy.

What - and nosing around in my wallet isn't creepy?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 31st August 2015, 2:50 PM BST

Yes, only when you download the picture and print it out and keep the picture in your wallet, that's when it starts to be a bit creepy.

That's how to keep my kids out of my wallet. They fear exercise. Thanks for the tip.

Terrible. :(

Don't look if you are easily upset!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/if-these-extraordinarily-powerful-images-of-a-dead-syrian-child-washed-up-on-a-beach-dont-change-europes-attitude-to-refugees-what-will-10482757.html

No choice - they're all over facebook.

What the hell do we do about this?
I'm at a loss.

They maybe like me and never go on Facebook. ;)

And, I don't know.

Is it just sensationalism? It's certainly to do with the blind UKIP POV but if you're reading the Indy...

Quote: Lazzard @ 3rd September 2015, 10:25 AM BST

What the hell do we do about this?
I'm at a loss.

We (the EU) buy Detroit and settle them there. There are certainly enough empty houses. With the entrepreneurial energy many immigrants display I would bet that in 10 years the City would be an economic powerhouse again.

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