Quote: billwill @ 27th April 2015, 11:43 PM BSTSo when will they release wild Dragons in Wales?
Once the lions have eaten everything and they need something to eat the lions?
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,732
Quote: Gussie Fink Nottle @ 28th April 2015, 12:49 AM BSTOnce the lions have eaten everything and they need something to eat the lions?
As soon as they get independence I would have thought.
Hey, Gusty, Hercules wants to know if you'll do fantasy football next year.
I know 'cos we do that private messaging thing once every three months.
And he's very clear on this matter. He will do it if you will. 
http://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/josie-cunningham-princess-diana-comparison
Josie Cunningham has compared herself to Lady Diana as the 'People's Princess'. I tend to agree. She is a woman. So was Princess Di. She is a mother. So was Diana. And they both dedicated a lot of their time to the NHS.
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Hey, Gusty, Hercules wants to know if you'll do fantasy football next year.
I know 'cos we do that private messaging thing once every three months.
And he's very clear on this matter. He will do it if you will.
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That was private - you said you wouldn't tell. 
What's next, selling the story to the Sun? 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 27th April 2015, 6:51 PM BSTAND East Anglia, where I live!
Probably a good idea in Scotland to keep the wild haggis down that is over-running the glens I understand and eating all the heather, but we only have bunnies here.
Oh, and tree rats with fluffy tails.
Haggis isn't much of a problem any more Herc, we tend to deep fry them. Come to think of it we deep fry lynx sausages also.
I once caught my sausage in a deep fryer.
Yes, sausage burns are the wurst.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 28th April 2015, 9:13 AM BSTThat was private - you said you wouldn't tell.
What's next, selling the story to the Sun?
No one needs to sell it to the Sun, Hercules.
No doubt they've already hacked your private message account and know everything before you do...
As for fantasy football. I have no idea how to play fantasy football.
I assume it has got something to do with playing in tutus and using two glued together tortoises as a ball.
Either that, or it's thinking England will win the world cup anytime soon. 
But given how well I can screw up at naming songs and artists, I dread to think what damage I can do to fantasy football. 
Quote: Gussie Fink Nottle @ 27th April 2015, 10:36 PM BSTLynx?
What half-hearted nonsense!
The national animal of both Scotland and England I believe is the Lion.
Thus, what we need are lions. Proper ones. With big fangs.
And always on two legs?
It's a bit of gung ho sort of animal, isn't it? No wonder Kings prefered a hart or boar to represent them. Meerkat, not so much.
EDIT: Last week's conversation...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-32525181
Jean Nidetch, the founder of Weight Watchers has died. She is to be cremated as it burns the most energy.
Jean Nidetch founder of weight watchers was cremated yesterday, she's happy now she's burnt her last calorie
My favourite in that vein, is the funeral of the man who wrote the "Hokey Cokey" - it was delayed as it took them such a long time to get him in the coffin.
yes that ones something of a classic.
Or the fellow who died from asbestosis.
The funeral will be on Thursday with the cremation on Friday through Tuesday.