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Sussex Police has apologised and scrapped its new rape prevention posters following a wave of criticism.
Last week the force released posters encouraging friends to stay together on nights out with the slogan: "Which one of your mates is most vulnerable on a night out? Many sexual assaults could be prevented".
The campaign caused controversy, with many accusing the force of "victim blaming". A petition calling for the campaign to be withdrawn was signed by nearly 1,000 people.
After a barrage of outrage, the force yesterday apologised and agreed to pull the posters from the campaign.

Good job there's no suggestion of "victim blaming" now, although I can't help but think that had the posters been allowed to remain, there might have been fewer actual victims.

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/12883982.Police_axe_controversial_rape_prevention_posters/

All it needed was a companion poster campaign for men. 'Which of your mates is most likely to rape someone? Keep an eye on the stupid c*nt and stop him'.

Quote: Nogget @ 12th April 2015, 8:43 PM BST

Sussex Police has apologised and scrapped its new rape prevention posters following a wave of criticism.
Last week the force released posters encouraging friends to stay together on nights out with the slogan: "Which one of your mates is most vulnerable on a night out? Many sexual assaults could be prevented".
The campaign caused controversy, with many accusing the force of "victim blaming". A petition calling for the campaign to be withdrawn was signed by nearly 1,000 people.
After a barrage of outrage, the force yesterday apologised and agreed to pull the posters from the campaign.

Good job there's no suggestion of "victim blaming" now, although I can't help but think that had the posters been allowed to remain, there might have been fewer actual victims.

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/12883982.Police_axe_controversial_rape_prevention_posters/

Maybe they're saying that if a bloke ends up on his own he could go on and rapre someone. Maybe they're saying watch your mate because he could potentially be a rapist.

Me and Chappers are like that. *does twisty finger thing*

Quote: zooo @ 12th April 2015, 8:47 PM BST

Me and Chappers are like that. *does twisty finger thing*

;)

Police decide not to attend to Hatton Garden alarm call.

Finally some senior officers need to get sacked or preferably jailed for dereliction of duty to finally make them change their ways. Letting them off all the time just encourages it more.

However, with 2 previous break ins the company should have manned security as well as alarms. For 20 odd grand a year they'd save having to lose hundreds of grand in lost custom now, and many millions if they gave customers guarantees. They should know our police aren't up to it.

Quote: lofthouse @ 12th April 2015, 2:39 PM BST

In my experience, on the first day of a new job they usually show you where the kettle is, the fire exits, introduce you to everyone etc etc

Apparently the Royal household do things slightly differently. They tend to wank in your face with their pants round their ankles and invite your to be gangbanged

Nice to know our taxes pay the wages of these f**king degenerate inbred perverts

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/queen-mothers-footman-was-groped-5503520

Can't disagree with you. Parasitical arseholes.

Quote: lofthouse @ 12th April 2015, 2:39 PM BST

In my experience, on the first day of a new job they usually show you where the kettle is, the fire exits, introduce you to everyone etc etc

Apparently the Royal household do things slightly differently. They tend to wank in your face with their pants round their ankles and invite your to be gangbanged

Nice to know our taxes pay the wages of these f**king degenerate inbred perverts

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/queen-mothers-footman-was-groped-5503520

Can't disagree with you. Parasitical arseholes.

Quote: lofthouse @ 12th April 2015, 2:39 PM BST

In my experience, on the first day of a new job they usually show you where the kettle is, the fire exits, introduce you to everyone etc etc

Apparently the Royal household do things slightly differently. They tend to wank in your face with their pants round their ankles and invite your to be gangbanged

Nice to know our taxes pay the wages of these f**king degenerate inbred perverts

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/queen-mothers-footman-was-groped-5503520

Can't disagree with you. Parasitical arseholes.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/32203130

Snapchat are adding emojis to their app. I can't wait till they add the one with the cum face.

Günter Grass, author of The Tin Drum, has died.

Sorry, but.... :|

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29354579

Sewers in Stockholm have been designed with technology to sniff out bombs. Stink bombs and dirty bombs. The system appears to be working. So far no-one has let one off.

Ed on the news this morning talking balls again.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-31698477

An Ayrshire man who robbed a shop and left behind his DNA in a fizzy drinks can, will spend the next 4 years behind Barr's.

Quote: keewik @ 12th April 2015, 10:19 PM BST

Can't disagree with you. Parasitical arseholes.

Can't disagree with you. Parasitical arseholes.

Can't disagree with you. Parasitical arseholes.

techno techno techno

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30552150

Olympic Swimmer, Michael Phelps has made a big splash, after pleading guilty to drink driving. It appears that not only he swims like a fish, he drinks like one also.

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