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Quote: billwill @ 16th February 2015, 1:30 PM GMT

There's a lady of our vintage here too, though naturally I don't know her exact age.

So maybe you are third & Olde Rocker Fourth.

So, now.

Let the speculation begin. . . . .

Quote: Oldrocker @ 17th February 2015, 12:57 AM GMT

So, now.

Let the speculation begin. . . . .

Well it's not Zooo, she is just wise beyond her years.

Cool

Awww, she was my first pick !

OK, you nosy buggers. I turned 70 in December so I beat Herc by 2 months.

Quote: keewik @ 17th February 2015, 8:32 AM GMT

OK, you nosy buggers. I turned 70 in December so I beat Herc by 2 months.

:O I've joined an illustrious club! :D

So,

No.1 spot billwill

2. keewik

3. Moi, HGT

and bringing up the rear Oldrocker? Go on then OR, tells us how old you are. ;)

Are you lot going to form a swingers club and swop your false teeth then?

Quote: sootyj @ 17th February 2015, 9:28 AM GMT

Are you lot going to form a swingers club and swop your false teeth then?

D'ye want me tae clout ye on the heid wi ma zimmer, son?

Quote: keewik @ 17th February 2015, 10:41 AM GMT

D'ye want me tae clout ye on the heid wi ma zimmer, son?

Did that chat up line work with Alex Salmond?

Quote: sootyj @ 17th February 2015, 10:41 AM GMT

Did that chat up line work with Alex Salmond?

Ask his wife - she's actually a lot older than me. Laughing out loud

Yeh he's the Norman Bates of nationalist politics

Quote: billwill @ 17th February 2015, 1:09 AM GMT

Well it's not Zooo, she is just wise beyond her years.

Cool

I do like billwill.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 17th February 2015, 9:25 AM GMT

:O I've joined an illustrious club! :D

So,

No.1 spot billwill

2. keewik

3. Moi, HGT

and bringing up the rear Oldrocker? Go on then OR, tells us how old you are. ;)

Keewik was not the lady of our vintage that I was thinking of. So HGT goes down one more notch, methinx.. :O

Before long it might turn out Olde Rocker is the youngest and HGT second youngest... Cool

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This worries me:
Barbie doll will be internet connected to chat to kids http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-31502898

How much data is the firm going to store about each kid and how long are they going to keep it.

Quote: billwill @ 17th February 2015, 1:43 PM GMT

Keewik was not the lady of our vintage that I was thinking of. So HGT goes down one more notch, methinx.. :O

Before long it might turn out Olde Rocker is the youngest and HGT second youngest... Cool

Bugger! And now I've told everybody my age!

Can I borrow your bus pass?

Yes, after I've finished puzzling who it is who's older than me, apart from Bill.

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